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    Estée Lauder Face Kept Beautiful With Eucerin; Two Supermodels Reportedly Sperminated

    Gisele, Michelle, And The Armani/Dolce Fashion Faceoff

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    05/26/09

    In reply to Estée Lauder Face Kept Beautiful With Eucerin; Two Supermodels Reportedly Sperminated
    When I click on the link it says Aquaphor, not Eucerin. Where does she mention Eucerin? I do love my aquaphor and started using it as an under eye night cream recently. It seems to work better than the $85 per bottle stuff I was using before.
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    05/26/09

    @bluesbelle: Aquaphor's made by Eucerin.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    05/26/09

    In reply to Estée Lauder Face Kept Beautiful With Eucerin; Two Supermodels Reportedly Sperminated
    I knew there was a reason I bought Eucerin in bulk. It's the only thing that works for me during winter.
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    05/26/09

    In reply to Estée Lauder Face Kept Beautiful With Eucerin; Two Supermodels Reportedly Sperminated
    Giselle pregnant? I wonder if she'll refer to her own child as "it," too?
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    05/26/09

    @MJ: Did anybody consider that maybe it was a slip of language? English isn't her native tongue, after all, and I know I've made some mistakes like that before (granted, mine weren't made for the public).
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    Image of KittenFluff KittenFluff
    05/26/09

    In reply to Estée Lauder Face Kept Beautiful With Eucerin; Two Supermodels Reportedly Sperminated
    Weird, I met her at my brother's birthday party a few weeks ago (she dates one of his friends) and now she is everywhere (NY Post cover, Jez).
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    05/26/09

    In reply to Estée Lauder Face Kept Beautiful With Eucerin; Two Supermodels Reportedly Sperminated
    An entire village? I would make everyone dress up like the villagers from Beauty and the Beast and I would be Belle EVERY MORNING. It would be so fucking Rad.


    There goes the baker with he tray like always, the same old bread and rolls to sell.....

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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    05/26/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY THICK AS GASTON'S!
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    05/26/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: That's exactly where my mind went with it too. Its a little creepily Marie Antoinette-esqe, but an old fashioned town with modern plumbing, and the ability to pretend life is a musical? Sign me up.
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    01/20/09

    In reply to Gisele, Michelle, And The Armani/Dolce Fashion Faceoff
    Aw man, I liked DVF's sketch a whole lot...
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    01/20/09

    In reply to Gisele, Michelle, And The Armani/Dolce Fashion Faceoff
    To Gisele and those who styled her: NO BANGS NO NOT EVER. Yikes.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    01/20/09

    @Peplum: Methinks it is a wig. I admittedly find it very cute though!
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thierry Mugler To Make Beyonce His Angel?
    Can J Crewe plz cut prices NOW? I'm flying to US this weekend and want to buy lots of cashmere sweaters.
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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thierry Mugler To Make Beyonce His Angel?
    Ohhhhh, I like the "how low can you go" game - I can haz designerz cheep?
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    11/26/08

    In reply to Thierry Mugler To Make Beyonce His Angel?
    "Bartley (sic) is the mother of three children and lives in Cornwall with her surfer-fashion photographer partner, David Sims."


    I can haz life plz?

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    Image of winchesterwolcott winchesterwolcott
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thierry Mugler To Make Beyonce His Angel?
    Michelle should go with American Apparel for the inauguration.
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    11/26/08

    @winchesterwolcott: Sparkly leggings and unitards FTW!
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    Image of skittlbrau skittlbrau
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thierry Mugler To Make Beyonce His Angel?
    I seriously dig J Crew, but its pretty expensive for some interesting pieces and colors of late.
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    Image of RemoteCommander RemoteCommander
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thierry Mugler To Make Beyonce His Angel?
    aww, i just went and read the article about moddles eating, and here's what ali michael had to say:

    I'm vegan, so I won't be partaking in the turkey, casseroles, and pie like the rest of my family. I will probably just have a simple meal of steamed greens, beans, avocado, and maybe even a little piece of raw dark chocolate.


    sounds like she's not fully over that ED, sadly. i promise that vegans can eat other things besides steamed greens, avocado, and the tiniest piece of raw chocolate. see: MASHED POTATOES.

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    Image of RemoteCommander RemoteCommander
    11/26/08

    @RemoteCommander: i didn't mean for that to sound snarky at all, it's really sad that she's obviously still struggling...
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    @RemoteCommander: That didn't come off as snarky at all. It sounds sadly familiar, like my dinner last Thanksgiving.
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    11/26/08

    @RemoteCommander: I used to do the same thing... pretend my anorexia was my new vegan lifestyle.
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    Image of lurkystars lurkystars
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thierry Mugler To Make Beyonce His Angel?
    Beyonce's shadow looks like a superhero. Sasha Fierce, is that you?
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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    11/26/08

    @lurkystars: Wow, I totally missed that! It's kind of awesome!


    See? Even Beyonce's shadow is more interesting than her...

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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    11/26/08

    In reply to Thierry Mugler To Make Beyonce His Angel?
    Duh! Moddles snort coke in the shape of turkeys, and smoke cigarettes in the shape of turkey legs!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/26/08

    @dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: And they partake of turkey feathers, which are way nutritious! And yummier than cranberry sauce!
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/26/08

    @dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: And they drink Wild Turkey until they pass out.
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    11/26/08

    @BabyJane: @sarah.of.a.lesser.god.prepares.to.welcome.her.new.ovumlord: Ha!
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