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    Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"

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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    I call shenanigans! I loves me some Zoolander but Derek Jr. would not be a grown man at this point... hells bells the original movie is only 8 (what's a while, like... 8 days?) years old! So Derek Jr. would be like 9, come on...
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    Image of dahliacactus dahliacactus
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    "OBEY MY DOG!"


    Ohhh my god, I love this movie so much, so much, so much.

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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/19/09

    @dahliacactus: You can probably tell by my 82394723 posts on this thread that I'm a huge fan as well.
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    Image of Mediokra Mediokra
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    WHAT IS THIS, A CENTER FOR ANTS?!


    OK, seriously though, this is the best news ever.

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    Image of CatSandwich CatSandwich
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    PUT A CORK IN IT ZANE
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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    05/19/09

    @CatSandwich: Listen to your friend Billy Zane!
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    Image of babyruthless babyruthless
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    I once lived in apartment with a total of 4 people and 3 copies of this movie.


    Water is the essence of wetness. Wetness is the essence of beauty.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    05/19/09

    @babyruthless: "Merman! MerMAN!!"
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/19/09

    @babyruthless: MerMAN!!! *cough cough* MerMAN!!!
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/19/09

    @katie.scarlett.o'hara: Jinx!
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    Listen to your friend Billy Zane. This is a fabulous idea.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    I'm afraid that seeing this here could just be in my head, since I've been smoking peyote for 6 days straight. I've never even been to Jezebel!
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    Zac-What-The-EFF-R-U-On? Bish pleeeaase!
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    I need to round up some Jezzies to see this with me, should it happen. We will get in a jeep and wear monochromatic outfits and get orange mocha frappucinos. But let's be careful at the gas station. Just because we're Jezzies doesn't mean we can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
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    Image of VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire
    05/19/09

    @PreposterousHypothesis: I've got my WHAM! tape ready and cued to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go just in case this ever happens.
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    Image of storebrand storebrand
    05/19/09

    href="#c12928944">PreposterousHypothesis:

    ARE YOU NOT AWARE A FOAMY LATTE MAKES ME FARTY AND BLOATED!?
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/19/09

    @storebrand: I DID NOT INVITE MUGATU. TASTE MY PAIN, BITCH.
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    Image of Atsumi Atsumi
    05/19/09

    @VioletBeauregarde: Party Pooper Extraordinaire: I don't want to have to prepare eugoogalies for my beloved Jezzies!
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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    05/19/09

    @Atsumi: But if you do, I'll be there to tell you what a bad eugoogalizer you are.
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    Slovenly Muse was starred Slovenly Muse was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    The original Zoolander, in the hands of 10 year olds, becomes The Most Obnoxious Movie Ever Made.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    Was this thread for me? I am insanely excited about this possibility. I can't not go to this movie.


    I think Derek Jr. would have to be someone not in the classic "ridiculously good-looking" arena. Because there's more to life than being ridiculously good-looking. Like helping people. People who need help.

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    Image of Slovenly Muse Slovenly Muse
    05/19/09

    @PreposterousHypothesis: I completely agree. Don't be distracted by the beautiful celebrities. Do what you've been trained to do... AND CAST THE GROWN-UP DEREK JR!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    I think we'll need a walk-off to determine this...
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    05/19/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: As long as they don't make him turn left!
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/19/09

    @Annabellie: He's not an ambi-turner!
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    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    Oh, Ed Westwick, please please please!!


    Or Chace Crawford. He doesn't need comedy chops THAT badly, does he??

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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    05/19/09

    @BellaTricks: No Chace NOOOOO! Zefron Would be too cutesy. Ed would be better - his features are perfect, and he can deliver a line.
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    Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was starred Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was unstarred
    Image of BellaTricks BellaTricks
    05/19/09

    @Fridge Hussy :STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEF...: And his features are symmetrical like whoa.
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    Image of Mar Charbel Mar Charbel
    05/19/09

    In reply to Ben Stiller On Zoolander Sequel: "Hopefully It'll Happen"
    YES.

    I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    05/19/09

    @Mar Charbel: Blue Steel! Ferrari! Le Tigre! MAGNUM!
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    Annabellie was starred Annabellie was unstarred
    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    05/19/09

    @Mar Charbel: "There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, 'Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman.' What do you call that?"


    "I think you call it love, bra."

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    Image of AllieCaulfield AllieCaulfield
    05/19/09

    @Mar Charbel:
    Okay, that Sting line always gets me as well as Will Ferrell, but I'm against a sequel. Ben Stiller is kicking the can at this point. It saddened me to learn his Tropic Thunder film (very funny) was TWENTY years old.
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    AllieCaulfield was starred AllieCaulfield was unstarred
    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    05/19/09

    @AllieCaulfield: Wait, what about Tropic Thunder?
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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    05/19/09

    @Mar Charbel: Anyone up for Orange Mocha Frappucinos?
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    LadyFabulous was starred LadyFabulous was unstarred
    Image of apricotta apricotta
    03/20/09

    In reply to Grey's Anatomy Star In Car Accident
    I read "Merman" and thought it was going to be about Ethel Merman. *sigh* That would have been good.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    03/20/09

    @apricotta: That's totally where I went too.
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was starred IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel was unstarred
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