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    Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
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    Image of inabook inabook
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    Does anyone even watch Grey's anymore?does it even have a plot anymore?
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    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    And yet again - the fact that I am more attracted to the Jonas Brothers than I ever have been to Robert Pattinson makes me feel like I have reached new heights of emotional maturity.


    I am so glad that sort of guy is well in my past (besides the one I have a kid with, LOL) - ladies, fight the urge and just go for the nerdy goobers.

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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    Poor Nicole, she doesn't realize that she fell into the same habit that the rest of us do while watching her: staring at her forehead in sick fascination waiting for movement, any movement at all to happen. Take heart, Nic, it matters not how bad or good the movie was because it's all about your forehead.
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    Image of beatrice2000 beatrice2000
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    @tscheese: She looked great in the finished Interview photos, but while standing around she looked so frail and small.


    @Plum-Pie: I think Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson were better actors as kids because of their maturity, then became blander as adults.


    @sammyboombaladdy.the.wonder.kitteh: Including Topher Grace.


    I like Chloe too. She's someone who I shouldn't like because of the hipster baggage, but I think she's cool anyway.

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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/09/09

    @beatrice2000: Yes!
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    i turned down the sound on the lindsey lohan photo shoot and instead listened to placebo | special needs as the soundtrack... worked pretty well for me!


    i'll sound superficial saying this, but once in my life i'd love to be in a photo shoot like that~~ the stylists, the lighting, the outfits, the fan blowing my hair all glamorous...

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    I do think it's my best comment to date. No, I actually know this is my best comment to date. Do I think it will be my best comment ever? No, I'll improve. Do I think there are mistakes in it? Yes. There has to be. I'm a human being. But I think it surpasses my other comments. This comment is going to resonate more than any other comment this year.BabyJane.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    01/09/09

    @BabyJane (Suffered an identity crisis but is better now): How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    Why would one want a vagina on their elbow to lick all the time? I think I'm gonna have to change my name. However, the more we hear about him the more he reminds me of the English guy I dated last year...seriously, spooky.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    01/09/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): I was going to challenge you to a duel for the hand of Edward Cullen, but I may be willing to back out after this. (Or am I bluffing?? Wahahahaha!)
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/09/09

    @WaltzingMatilda(theOriginal): I don't know, I think he might prefer me, I do have a vagina on the inside of *my* elbow, and clearly that's what he wants.


    I'm so confused.

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    Image of andonthatnote, JOC andonthatnote, JOC
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    "PLAKOW" is definitely the appropriate word for Serena. Lord have mercy.
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    Okay, somebody help me out: What is PLAKOW?
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    01/09/09

    @tailfeather: A reference to a woman with a fabulous posterior or badonkadonk.
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    01/09/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: Really? Do you know where this originated? I did Google, but not nuthin' (maybe will try again with this new information in hand, however, as I thought "PLAKOW" was an acronym).


    And thanks for the response!

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    To all the Nicole Kidman haters -- she knows it wasn't the best movie.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    01/09/09

    @NefariousNewt: yeah but it's largely her fault that it wasn't the best movie so really she should know that.
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    Image of angryblackgurl angryblackgurl
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    I actually want to see the Biggie movie, last night they had the screening at BAM. I can guess that Diddy was on the scene seeing that all the sidwalks this morning in Fort Greene were littered with "I AM KING" cards..thanks Diddy!!!


    Amy Winehouse..just YUCK!!!


    Not washing hands, every job has one person (you know who) that is guilty of this nastiness, are celebs immune??? Another yuck!


    R. Kelly sad to say "had" a wife and kids, I detest him on all levels!

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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    Dear Lily Allen,


    Please don't think you hanging out with smarter people because you are hanging out with older people. Believe me, stupid people stay stupid as they age.


    Love,


    Lucy


    PS The Dev Patel item makes me so happy. I love the idea of leaving press junkets

    award shows to wash dishes. Go Mom.

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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    01/09/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: OMFG, my laptop is CRAZY.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/09/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: You're just thinking outside of the box.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    Katie Holmes walked into a store in Soho? OMG! Like a real person! Wow! I wish I could have seen that! Because, ya know, they bar stars from having normal lives and such. For their own safety.
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    My inner 16 year old is so glad Scott Weiland might be alive for another few years. He can throw a pack of cigarettes at my head ANYTIME.
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    Image of Pocahaunted Pocahaunted
    01/09/09

    @Bunson.: Dude, do you know how happy I would be if anyone threw a pack of cigs at my head?! FREE TOBACCO!
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    01/09/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan & Sean Penn Spend The Night Together
    I will admit that I did, indeed, think it was se-VIG-ny.
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    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was starred braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was unstarred
    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/09/09

    @braak: I thought it was sortof Frenchish and therefore 'Seveeeenee'.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    01/09/09

    @Plum-Pie: Well, the way I thought it was, that G & N sounded like that kind of French gurgling sound that they do, where it's like SeVEEGGHHNyeee, but I wasn't really sure how to write it.
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    braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was starred braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. was unstarred
    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/09/09

    @braak: That's what I thought too but didn't know whow to write it either. We are two great minds discussing important shit on the internet!
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