Here's Drunk-Ass Justin Bieber Pissing in a Restaurant Mop Bucket
A little dingleberry hanging from the butt of humanity named Justin Bieber peed in a restaurant mop bucket in New York earlier this year because he is an ingrate, and there's a video. As previously evidenced by shenanigans at that Vegas indoor skydiving place, El Beebo and his posse continuously target the employees…
Miley Cyrus Attempts to Convince Us She Values Privacy and Modesty
Miley Cyrus overshared to Elle UK about not wanting to do any more oversharing. No, sir. "We [herself and Liam Hemsworth] were too nice to the world and gave them too much insight—into my life and my puppies and my house–-and I just don't feel they get that privilege any more. Like on my Twitter, I'm much more... not…
Katie Couric's Dead Husband's Phone Makes 2am Calls to Cops
So this is genuinely bizarre: Katie Couric and New York police commissioner Ray Kelly are investigating a series of 911 calls placed in the early hours of the morning—Tuesdays at 2 AM—from a number registered to Couric's dead husband Jay Monahan, who passed away of colon cancer in 1998. Because it is highly unlikely…
Meredith Vieira Swears, Loudly
To demonstrate the dangers of distracted driving (today's the Awareness Day or whatever for that), Meredith participated in a simulation, wherein she inadvertently crashed her fake car and yelped, "Shit!" (The segment aired again later, with "shit" removed. Morning-television morals!)
Anne Hathaway's Lips Are Moving... But What Is She Saying?
We know celebs are great at talking a lot while saying nothing, but even by those standards...what the hell is Anne Hathaway talking about in this Today show segment?
Madonna & Guy: Divorce!
- You've heard it before, you'll hear it again: Madonna and Guy: DIVORCE! They want it over by Christmas, says a source. [The Sun]
- Madonna actually wanted to wait until the end of her tour to announce the split. [Mirror]
- And! The divorce settlement could leave Guy Ritchie pocketing up to £150 million. There was no…
Try As She Might, Meredith Vieira Cannot Dampen Boy George's Good Time
Boy George was on Today, via satellite from London, to discuss his visa denial and subsequent delay of his US tour, due to his legal troubles back home. He sorta looked like an auntie at a holiday party, what with his zany hat and matching eye makeup. Meredith Vieira was a bit of an underminer during the whole…
Gender Equality: It's All About Sex With The Fix-It Guy
Whither the "Modern Woman"? The Today Show may have the answer! Earlier today, the morning show kicked off its new series, "In Search Of The Modern Woman", with a Meredith Vieria-moderated discussion about representations of single-women on TV over the decades, from the groundbreaking That Girl to, um, Friends. (No…

