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The powerful set trends, they don't grovel beneath them. Queen Victoria broke with the traditions of her time and wore a white wedding gown. And look what happened!
But I honestly didn't notice the break from tradition 'cause I was too busy noticing how a white tie was the perfect choice for his skin tone and went with Michelle's white dress, and more importantly, how lovingly he looked at his wife.
Finally...intentionally or unintentionally, mixing black and white to great effect is a powerful METAPHOR. For the love of God.
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Marge: Homer! You had only one job to do, and that was to put some pants on. And you didn't do it!
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I will refrain from making jokes about crooked things and earlier Administrations. I will be elliptical. You fill in the blanks.
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And for the record I think he looks great but would have looked awesome in tails as well.
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Go put on some white pants Jesse Sheidlower. My president's brain is of more interest to me than his damn tie.
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Har har har, I kill me!
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Grandmother would not be pleased. In my defense, I'm typing kind of funny because my left forefinger and thumb are covered in salt and oil from my classy lunch of homemade tortilla chips.
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@labeled: And yes, in my family this is what we call one's "GP" (Grosse Pointe) showing. It happens rarely as I generally have better things to do, but big floofy wedding gowns that are really meant for evening to an afternoon wedding just bothers me. And don't get me started for a morning wedding... Please forgive me, we all have our tics.