You know that thing when your flight to Jamaica is overbooked and you’re like “Fine, sir, I will not be taking your voucher for $150 towards future travel on this airline, but what I will be doing is—” and then you don’t even finish your sentence because you’ve already taken all your clothes off, and what is even…
If you’ve ever wondered why the world hasn’t yet discovered a way for women to self-reproduce, eliminating men forever and becoming the feminist paradise that every men’s rights activist fears (but is also kind of secretly excited by, am I right?), science now has a reason. Simmer down, dudes, you’re not going…
A few months ago we got an email from a tipster who said he was awaiting a phone call from Louis C.K., who will host the final episode of Saturday Night Live’s 40th season this weekend. The subject of their phone call was sexual misconduct allegations made by the tipster’s friend against the comedian.
While there are the obvious industries and outlets that put women in the minority, if at all (congressional seats, music festival headliners, everything), some patterns are not as crystal clear until you see them put them together. Now there’s a Tumblr that points out the extreme lack of female representation,…
Samantha Bee will host a new ‘late night’ show on TBS this year. According to Deadline, the series doesn’t have a premiere date, but it does have a trailer. In it, Bee thoughtfully regards a wall of framed late night talk show hosts - all men. When a waiter approaches her with a tray of sausages, she declines by…
ABC has announced the cast for next season of The Bachelorette, and their biographies are as delightful as ever. Their favorite music. The favorite movies. Their biggest fears. Their heroes. Every single thing about every single bachelor is perfect. But before reading the bios in full, take our quiz to find out if you…
Many of us are constantly looking for that perfect productivity level that will allow us to succeed while still retaining majority ownership of our soul, but would it surprise you to learn that Men™ have come up with a life-hack to bypass this drudgery? Apparently being a fake workaholic is a thing, and dudes are…
The Chicago Sky, the Windy City’s WNBA team, has upset a whole lot of people after replacing its only two female announcers with, get ready, “two men who reportedly will receive higher salaries.” The Chicago Tribune reports Eric Collins and Stephen Bardo have been hired in place of Lisa Byington and Brooke Weisbrod.
Late last year, New York’s Metropolitan Transit Authority began placing ads asking its male customers to stop spreading their legs on busses and subways. Though the campaign has received a fair share of criticism over its production cost, Emily Hopkins of Bitch Magazine discovered that the most dramatic reactions…
Over at Esquire, Stephen Marche—who you may remember from that time he described one single Megan Fox eyebrow as “the sublime, a force of nature, the patterns of waves crisscrossing a lake, snow avalanching down the side of a mountain, an elaborately camouflaged butterfly”—did a great thing by getting a nine-year-old…
First, the “good” news: Some 34 percent of hetero men want a wife who is independent. Bad news: If you had a daughter with that dude, his preference for this trait in your offspring would nearly double to 66 percent. Is this logical as the known universe, or should we all hook paws and (independently) drive ourselves…
Hold onto your butts: a man has admitted that generally speaking, it takes longer for men to believe what a woman says than it would if a man said it. And… exhale. Let's breathe this one out.
It was bound to happen: One day, women would awake from the fog of cultural myth-making to realize that having kids is in fact a lot of work, work that was bound to fall disproportionately on them—maybe even too much work, all said, if you want to get other stuff done or have a low-key existence. And they would decide…
It's a well-known secret that men hate it when we wear makeup and/or outwardly express our personalities. It's documented here, here and here. Have you ever considered the equally relevant opinion of barn animals? Animals of the wild? Household pets? We asked around and found out what they really think about your…
Living human treasures Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda were tapped to announce the award for Best Actor in a TV Series-Musical or Comedy, and used the opportunity to lament the lack of opportunities for men in comedy.
Men: they know so much, about so much. What would it be like if these giant-brained creatures gave us a lil' menstruation how-to? On this dark December Hump Day, Hammerkatz (NYU's sketch comedy group) has gifted us with a taste of that beautiful madness: "Tampax is the best there is! Whether your vagina is tall,…
So, your lady is pregnant, and suddenly you feel like you're in a relationship with Mussolini — or at least an unpredictable, shouty, farty, weepy, complainy hosebeast dictator. Regardless of exactly what circle of hell you're sure she has respawned from, there is an outrageously simple solution to dealing with it.
Remember when Vogue announced that big butts were in and the world was only surprised about how out of touch vogue was? Remember when Refinery29 did a photo shoot of unretouched female butts in response? Remember when you demanded male butts as recompense? Well, here they are .
If you were alert last week and in possession of even the shiftiest wifi, you know about the latest costume trend in men's attire: the Lumbersexual.
