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    Image of sensitivitycop sensitivitycop
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    first problem here - there must have been a few more real celebrities who could have made this list.

    #1 - Christina Applegate - bad outfit, yes, but more boring than any other more serious offense.

    #4 looks like her stretch pants were so tight she had an "accident"

    #10 - Divine will get you, girl!! And technically, what the hell is that anyway - a camel-toe?, a vagina?, a pudendum?, a Georgia O'Keefe forgery? or misplaced Rorschach test?
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    sybann promoted this comment sensitivitycop was starred sensitivitycop was unstarred
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    12/15/09

    @sensitivitycop: This is a buggaboo for me - that's a vulva (labia majora to be nitpicky - which I am). The vagina is internal - mostly. Unless we're talking prolapse - and that's the only thing that would make that MORE horrifying.
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    12/15/09

    @sybann: you're right, of course, it's just that I wasn't sure if that was real anatomy or an artificial attempt at bad art.
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    12/15/09

    @sensitivitycop: both? heee. I know what you mean. And after a scroll down I realized that the accuracy police Jezzies were on it.
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    Image of SheelaNaGig SheelaNaGig
    12/15/09

    In reply to Crotch Us If You Can: The Worst Celeb Clothes Of 2009
    I'd put #1, #2, #3, #5 and maybe #9 in the "people who tried to look good and failed" category, and the others in the "trying to be cool/edgy/avant guarde but looking the fool" category.

    Except #10 because vulva never goes out of style. And his suit is lovely.
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    hortense promoted this comment SheelaNaGig was starred SheelaNaGig was unstarred
    Image of alwayswrite alwayswrite
    12/15/09

    I just went on iTunes to download their free Christmas album (thanks for the tip sis!) and I discovered that Chris Brown's album is the #10 spot. #10. Lots of people must be buying. I'm gonna get a drink of the alcoholic variety. Good thing I don't have work tomorrow.

    #groupthink
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    Dodgergirl promoted this comment alwayswrite was starred alwayswrite was unstarred
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    12/15/09

    @alwayswrite: ugh that is disgusting.

    #groupthink
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    Image of DannyOcean DannyOcean
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    I really like your 2 step system.

    Really, what else is there? It reminds me of "the atheist's Ten Commandments"

    1. There's probably no god.
    2. Try not to be an asshole and enjoy life.
    3-10. See #1 and #2.
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment DannyOcean was starred DannyOcean was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    "Warning: you may become disorderly."
    *snickers*
    Well, they can *try* to restrain me, if they want ...
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    "If you were to stop taking care of your house and personal appearance, they would gradually and spontaneously start resembling this lifestyle."

    This didn't happen to me. Everything just started resembling the way my house looked after a move.
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    12/09/09

    @pesematology: I want to see if I'll grow a mohawk!
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    pesematology promoted this comment Sarah Dove was starred Sarah Dove was unstarred
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    12/10/09

    @Sarah Dove: I tried many types of slovenliness but none of them caused a spontaneous, weirdly low-maintenance mohawk to form.
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    12/10/09

    @pesematology: Well, I had one when I woke up this morning, but that's just what my haircut does when I sleep on it.
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    12/10/09

    @Sarah Dove: Wow, good job. I guess you should give the magical-slovenly-punk thing a try, you're a natural.
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    12/11/09

    @pesematology: But aren't punks supposed to be skinny and angular? I'm rotund. I think that could be a deal-killer.
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    12/11/09

    @Sarah Dove: Everyone is supposed to be skinny and angular. You might need to check whether you exist.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    The "punk rock lifestyle" boils down to being a slob?

    Fuck. I've being doing it wrong. I guess I'd better learn to like Nickleback.
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    Image of SlayBelle SlayBelle
    12/09/09

    @Jack_Burton: Hey!

    Hey!

    That's not even funny. Nickleback. Gah.

    I challenge you to fisticuffs, sir.
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    Jack_Burton promoted this comment SlayBelle was starred SlayBelle was unstarred
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    12/09/09

    @SlayBelle: As the 1938 examples state, when a man wants to dance, he wants to dance.
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    12/09/09

    @Jack_Burton: True, true. May I add a little west coast flavor to the play list?
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    Image of ausdenbergen ausdenbergen
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    Baaaahahahaha. I love this angry misogynist rant! It’s kind of like a MadLib. Ready for this?

    Behold, the blank version:

    _(choose radom collective "A")_ lack foresight for the same reason children lack it; they focus on themselves to a dysfunctional degree. Without _(choose opposing collective "B")_ guidance, _(collective "A")_ neglect to consider the viewpoint of others. As a result, _(collective "A")_, in relation to _(collective "B")_, lack the capacity to bear heavy responsibilities. Yet, because of _(concept related to collective "A")_’s reckless encouragement, they happily volunteer to "steer" the lives of others, oblivious to the dangerous situation this creates for everyone; our _(concept related to collective "A")_society lowers academic, professional, and civil service standards to accommodate _(collective "A")_’s irresponsible desire to accept duties they were never designed to fulfill. Consequently, our schools, our economy, and our lives must all sit in the passenger seat, waiting for the inevitable crash.

    And now, for funsies, a filled-out version. SO MUCH FUN:

    Conservatives lack foresight for the same reason children lack it; they focus on themselves to a dysfunctional degree. Without liberal guidance, conservatives neglect to consider the viewpoint of others. As a result, conservatives, in relation to liberals, lack the capacity to bear heavy responsibilities. Yet, because of Republicanism’s reckless encouragement, they happily volunteer to "steer" the lives of others, oblivious to the dangerous situation this creates for everyone; our Republican society lowers academic, professional, and civil service standards to accommodate conservatives’ irresponsible desire to accept duties they were never designed to fulfill. Consequently, our schools, our economy, and our lives must all sit in the passenger seat, waiting for the inevitable crash.
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    hydrogen_jukebox promoted this comment ausdenbergen was starred ausdenbergen was unstarred
    Image of geisha1010 geisha1010
    12/09/09

    @ausdenbergen: Dogs lack foresight for the same reason children lack it; they focus on themselves to a dysfunctional degree. Without feline guidance, canines neglect to consider the viewpoint of others. As a result, dogs, in relation to cats, lack the capacity to bear heavy responsibilities. Yet, because of the dog owner’s reckless encouragement, they happily volunteer to "steer" the lives of others, oblivious to the dangerous situation this creates for everyone; our canine society lowers academic, professional, and civil service standards to accommodate dogs’ irresponsible desire to accept duties they were never designed to fulfill. Consequently, our schools, our economy, and our lives must all sit in the passenger seat, waiting for the inevitable crash.

    Snow day boredom. Thank you for that.
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    RodetheTrolleywithStanwyck promoted this comment geisha1010 was starred geisha1010 was unstarred
    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/09/09

    @ausdenbergen: This is amazing.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/09/09

    In reply to This Week In Tabloids: Angie & Brad Help Jen Adopt; Tiger's Titillating Texts
    I need Richard Lawson to construct an entire full-length play out of #10. Like, immediately.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    Jeeeez...you know, when Mystery compares favorably to you, Principles 101 guys...you are doing it wrong.
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    Image of mirrorghost mirrorghost
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    ugh i am reading this principles 101 thing and it's horrific. i can't stop reading it though...it's like a car wreck you can't look away from, or something.

    how can men like these NOT understand that many of these female characteristics they are speaking of (if they even exist) are totally not about feminism at all?
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    Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole promoted this comment Edited by mirrorghost at 12/09/09 2:27 PM mirrorghost was starred mirrorghost was unstarred
    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/09/09

    @mirrorghost: Silly woman, everything bad that women or men may do can be blamed on feminism.
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    Image of mirrorghost mirrorghost
    12/09/09

    @Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole:

    yeah, yeah, i know. drag me by my hair to the cave already!

    i kind of feel sorry for this guy for being so fucked up...he obviously has romantic and/or mother issues. he also scares me...he's probably going to be a serial murderer if he isn't already.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    I have no words for this 'principles' thing. The guy that wrote it has serious issues -of which the raging and blatant misogyny is just one. He is obsessed with order, function and authority and correcting people's behavior. It reads like a serial killer manifesto from an episode of Criminal Minds.
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    Image of HuggaWugga HuggaWugga
    12/09/09

    @boobookitteh: I probably shouldn't have clicked on the link and given this guy the page view, but there's a section on the necessity of applying physical/psychological pain. Because apparently, it's needed to get women to do what you want (remember, they're just like little children!). Like forcing them to leave your apartment and telling them to get out. Scarily, physical pain isn't really discouraged, it just says that it's extremely painful for a person.

    This is some scary stuff, and I'm happy that most men I know wouldn't agree with this sociopathic screed. It's really too bad that you can't get locked up for writing this kind of stuff--with this kind of message, someone is going to act on it and cause harm to another person. (Wow, the guy who wrote this should be amazed--I am female, and AM thinking of someone besides myself when I say that this should never be published).
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    boobookitteh promoted this comment Edited by HuggaWugga at 12/09/09 2:25 PM HuggaWugga was starred HuggaWugga was unstarred
    Image of jabcrosshook jabcrosshook
    12/09/09

    @boobookitteh: Word. I went to the site and read through the comments and any time someone disagrees with him he calls them an idiot and tells them they can't read. Very mature!
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    12/09/09

    @jabcrosshook: I don't expect too much in the way of intelligent debate from a guy who is citing personal blogs and Ann Coulter in his footnotes!
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    12/09/09

    @boobookitteh: Yeesh!!
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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    12/09/09

    @boobookitteh: And for all his obsession with order, his thoughts, as expressed, are hopelessly jumbled, which is not a good sign. His work is just riddled with rather specious sophisms (although that might be giving them too much credit) and material fallacies.

    But I'm certain he'd be better at my job than I am, despite his demonstrated lack of coherent, logical thought, persuasive ability or charisma.
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    12/09/09

    @boobookitteh: The best citation is this one: "And a recent study by Cooking Light further supports this fundamental difference between the genders by noting that sex for women is far from a necessity: [...]"

    I can't argue with a recent "study" by Cooking Light, esteemed journal of sex and gender.
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    boobookitteh promoted this comment SeriesofTubes was starred SeriesofTubes was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/09/09

    @SeriesofTubes: Yeah, they flamboyantly failed to poll us low-carbers who Cook a little Heavier, with an excess of white, cracked black, and cayenne pepper, if you feel me.
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    Image of miss.terious miss.terious
    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    The photos of what *not* to do do accompanying the 1938 guidelines are awesome. If I had a job, I'd print them out and pin them up in my cubicle.

    The one where she is leaning into the next booth to caress another guy's head is classic.

    Then there's another great one where it looks like she's sticking her finger in her date's ear?

    Some suggestions are timeless... and not just for dating. I'm gonna give the 1930s some credit here.
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    ImperfectLit.Woman promoted this comment miss.terious was starred miss.terious was unstarred
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    12/09/09

    @miss.terious: I will too for the pics as well. I love the last one where she just passes out and he's writing in his notepad.
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    Image of Anna N. Anna N.
    12/09/09

    @ImperfectLit.Woman: I think he might be crossing her out of his Little Black Book? Or writing in the number of a more demure, well-groomed lady? Only Man knows for sure.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    Jezebel's dating advice is surprisingly close to my own.

    Step 1: only be with someone you actually LIKE as a person and enjoy being around.
    Step 2: don't act like a jerk.
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    12/09/09

    In reply to The Jezebel Dating Guide: Girdles, Submission, And You
    Who wants to come to my house tonight and be both gradually and spontaneously careless? Once I have achieved this precarious mixture of carelessness, I will then gradually and spontaneously locate and burn all copies of Principles 101.
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    12/09/09

    @jigglyball: So what time should I be over? I'll bring the wine and food.
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    12/09/09

    @ImperfectLit.Woman: Which hour encapsulates all that is gradual and spontaneous?
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    12/09/09

    @jigglyball: hmmm midnight?Lol. You might have to give me a few hours though to catch a plane.
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