Those wily gays have done it again: They’ve taken advantage of some poor (relatively; they’ve got nearly $900,000 of supporters’ money) god-fearing Christians and forced them to bake a pizza pie for the most awful masquerade of sin: A gay wedding.
After a bakery in Casselberry, Florida, refused to decorate a cake with the message "I Hate Gays," they started to receive hundreds of hateful, threatening calls. The house has stopped taking bets on whether some of the people issuing these threats also recently donated to Memories Pizza in Indiana.
Memories Pizza in Walkerton, Indiana has taken a stand: They'll serve gay people if they must, but they're not going to cater gay weddings because it's against their religion. What's not against their religion? Being dumb enough to believe a gay couple would have greasy-ass Indiana pizza at their wedding.