Dear Page Six Mag, "Is Lydia Hearst Just Trying To Sound Like An Idiotic Asshole So That Gawker Will Cover Her?"

Dear Page Six Magazine,:
Congratulations! Like a true target audience member I read your latest issue intently over brunch, simultaneously transfixed and appalled, a combination of emotions I generally associate exclusively with the New York Times Sunday Styles Section. There was the cover line, attributed to some…