• According to this report, Jennifer Lopez's "diva demands" have delayed her American Idol deal.

Thank God: Keeping up with the Kardashians is back for its second season on E! Because Lord have we learned to love the spawn of the late celebrity lawyer Robert Kardashian and his ex-wife, (Mrs. Bruce) Kris Jenner, Kim (sex tape), Khloe (drinking problem), and Kourtney (douchey boyfriend, problem remembering to take…