She's only just come up for air, but Blue Ivy has already caused her very first storm of controversy after a man claims Beyoncé's security team were acting like a bunch of dicks and wouldn't let him into Lenox Hill Hospital's NICU to see his premature twin daughters. "Three times they stopped me from entering or exiting …

• After Target, which styles itself an LGBT-friendly employer, was caught giving thousands to rabidly anti-gay political candidates, it said it would stop. Well: Target has since given over $30,000 to anti-gay-rights candidates and causes. [The Awl]

Mother Knows Best will air on WE in December. And if you saw the documentary A Piece Of Work, you know Joan is hilarious when unscripted, off the cuff and trying to make money.

Today in Tweet Beat, amidst his kiddie-porn controversy regarding an upskirt shot of Miley Cyrus, Perez is excited to see her at the Much Music Awards. Plus, Larry King loves peanut butter and jelly.

• Sandra Bullock has allegedly decided to divorce Jesse James.

Today in Tweet Beat, Casey Johnson is mourned by family friends like Star Jones, Melissa Rivers, Dori Cooperman, and Paris and Nicky Hilton. Also, the consensus is that Johnson's fiancée Tila Tequila is milking this for press.

Today in Tweet Beat, Tyra wants to pick your brain for her evil plans, Snooki and Michael Cera are fist pumping, and Macy Gray uses weed to cure menstrual cramps.

Today in Tweet Beat, Elle's Creative Director Joe Zee is offered a rice cooker, Real Housewives' Alex McCord has published a book with husband Simon Van Kempen, and Lindsay Lohan doesn't want 2010 to begin with rumors.

Today in Tweet Beat, Bethenny admits she's pregnant after initially denying it, Shaquille O'Neal loves Oprah, and Chris Brown confesses that he's not capable of living up to people's expectations of him.

Today in Tweet Beat, Adrianne Curry professes her love of vibrators, Joan Rivers is annoying Melissa, and OutKast's Big Boi is a U2 fan.