Snooki Is Brushing Up On The Classics
Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki has gotten very into books and words and spelling since she got that book deal. Plus, Melissa (Joan Hart) explains it all.
Juicy J Sets His Sights On Elin Nordegren
In today's Tweet Beat: Juicy J's take on the Woods divorce, the benefits of marrying a chef; the dangers of working with Joey Lawrence; the perils of small planes; and Marlon Wayans' beef with Montana Fishburne!
Model Will Not Be Called A Skank; Marc Plays Host To Miss Piggy
- They said it would never happen, but a judge ordered that Google reveal Liskula Cohen's anonymous online tormentor. The model sued Google to find out who was behind a hate-blog about her, in order to file a defamation suit. [NYPost]
A Baby Boy For Kimora And Djimon, Brad Pitt Takes A Shot At Mel Gibson
- Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou had a baby boy last night- Kimora announced the news via her Twitter page: "It's a boy! Thanks to everyone out there for all your well wishes!" Congrats! [People]
Jezebel Faceoff: Blossom Russo Vs. Clarissa Darling
This week, both Mayim Bialik and Melissa Joan Hart graced the pages of People to discuss their recent makeovers. As early 90s sitcom stars, however, these two ladies once battled for quirky teen fashion supremacy.
. They share a similar look, but Clarissa did it better and made it look effortless, whereas one…Chris Brown Says, "I Ain't A Monster"; Danny Boyle Buys Slumdog Kids Homes
- Chris Brown has publicly addressed the Rihanna assault for the first time in a short YouTube video. He says he's working on a new album, Grafitti, and he'll release a new single this summer. He says: "Everybody that's haters, they've just been haters..."
Melissa Joan Hart: Not Over The Food, Speidi.
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Miley Cyrus Is Not Dead
- Miley Cyrus's YouTube account was hacked yesterday and a video was posted, claiming that the star is dead. The description reads: "Miley died this morning after being hit by a drunk driver. She always told us if anything ever happened to her then tell her loyal fans first before the public. R.I.P Miley, we'll never…
All I Really Need To Know I Learned From Clarissa Explains It All
Loose Lips
Melissa Joan Hart will star in a online potty training video for Kimberly-Clark, the makers of Pull-ups. It's safe to say that her career's in the crapper. ZING! • Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. Music producer Jaymes Foster, who is reportedly in her late 40s, has been artificially inseminated with Clay's junk and…
Spencer Pratt Wants To Solve Your Problems
- Spencer Pratt is getting an advice column in Radar. "Yo Spencer!" will debut in the April issue; the idea is so dumb it's genius. [USA Today]
- The Beckhams went shopping at the Pleasure Chest adult store in Hollywood and stocked up on supplies. "They seemed to know exactly what they wanted," a witness says. What do you…
It's Ashton Kutcher's World, We Just Live In It
- Ashton Kutcher punked the paparazzi, and all of us: That shaman Paris Hilton was hanging out with — who turned out to be an actor — was part of a stunt for Kutcher's new show, Pop Ficton. The prank show targets paparazzi and gullible media outlets. Now lots of crazy stories (like the one about hepatitis at the…
Grammy Awards Fashions Hit The High Notes
Finally: Another awards ceremony! At last night's Grammys, celebrities seemed eager to cuddle up to the warm and welcoming bosom of a red carpet, and for the most part, everyone cleaned up nicely. Hell, even Lisa Rinna looked good, forgoing her usual penchant for leopard print for sleek silver. Other big successes:…

