Once upon a time, Jessica Simpson was married to Nick Lachey. The two had a reality show where Simpson said silly things and Lachey rolled his eyes a lot. Now they’re divorced, married to other people, and Simpson has made herself very rich by selling shoes and clothes. Since Simpson is a successful business woman,…
In today's Tweet Beat, Angela Kinsey and Jenna Fischer are cuties, Aidy Bryant sings a song and Melissa Joan Hart takes on comments.
Candace Cameron Bure (aka D.J. from Full House aka the woman who definitely was not going to win Dancing with the Stars this season, not with Olympic skater Meryl Davis in the mix) is just trying to explain how she works at Balancing It All. And like many before her, Candace has figured out that there's no better way…
In today's Tweet Beat, Melissa Joan Hart's son is being a weird kid, Sandra Bernhard has found the name of her new book and Anna Kendrick has got us dreaming of a Hollywood alternate history.
Everybody remembers Melissa Joan Hart and her days as a teenage witch on television. BUT! Did you also know that Melissa Joan Hart used to be a young person who did things that young people with lots of cash-money like to do, namely, do drugs and attend a sweet house party? It's true! Melissa Joan Hart, like most…
Team Dog strikes yet another victory. And the battle rages on, while combatants on both sides tend to their wounded, review their strategy and eye the horizon, ever mindful that their day is coming. Soon. Soon.
The latest lie-turd that Star Magazine's pinched off involves Alyson Hannigan "starving herself" down to 98 pounds. Says an "insider" (a crazed and jealous Alexis Denishof fan? A bitter Buffy extra?): "Alyson has become extremely strict with her diet in recent months. Her weight has become her obsession: She exercises…
In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Melissa Joan Hart's son makes his first tweet, Bette Midler misspells Salman Rushdie's name, and Emma Watson unearths a picture of her and Neville Longbottom.
Oh, Goopy. Ever seeking new dark sorcery with which to defy the wrinkle gods, Gwyneth Paltrow admits that she tried Botox once but did not like the results. Apparently it made her face look like a completely different woman's face! An old, ugly woman! Not like beautiful young Goopy at all! THE HORROR.
This probably won't last much longer than the flattened Zebra Cake in my purse, but Rihanna and Chris Brown have broken up once again, shortly after he was photographed holding the hand of a 22-year-old blonde waitress named Keisha Kimball at Da Club last Saturday.
Cathy's Kids, the charity Lamar Odom founded in honor on his mother to "help underprivileged kids and raise money for cancer research", has raised over 2.2 million dollars. Excellent news! The not so excellent news? Not a single penny of that money has gone to underprivileged kids or to fight cancer.
After months of false "Blogs who Cried Breakup" rumors surrounding Miley "Just Being Miley" Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, they finally huffed, and puffed, and blew the house down. Or something. IDK, wolves. BUT ANYWAY, the two have broken up on the reals, according to Page Six's multiple sources.
The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news, reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's slinky, uber-sexual union is being torn asunder by, of all things, Tivo. Brad's allegedly pissed at Angelina for secretly recording episodes of her ex Jonny…
This morning serves us up some Gossip Girl meta-theater. Rumors on the set of GG are that Blake Lively is "glowing," which is Hollywoodese for "Lookit, there might be a baby in that person." A source from the show adds, "Blake is usually really careful about what she eats, but since her wedding, she seems to be eating…
Kyle and Christopher Massey, brothers and former and current Disney stars respectively (Zooey 101, That's So Raven, and spinoff Cory In The House, filed a suit in federal court today against dilettante and professional asshat Bristol Palin, claiming that they created the reality TV show about Palin's life with son…
A man named Alpha Lorenzo Walker and his conspirator Tamara Eileen Diaz were arrested earlier this month for trying to extort Stevie Wonder and were the subject of myriad tired late-night show monologue jokes for fucking up what you'd imagine for obvious offensive-punchline-type reasons would literally be the easiest…
Clarissa Explains It All was the coolest. Remember how Melissa Joan Hart had a pet alligator, that cardboard dog and all of the best leggings? And how Sam would always climb into her window via ladder and Ferguson was such a dweeb? Well, did you know that there's a full length Clarissa Explains It All album that you…
X Men star James Marsden's wife of eleven years, Lisa Linde, has filed for divorce, citing 'irreconcilable differences'.
Today in Tweet Beat, some celebrities can take a joke, while others (Hugh Hefner) were personally offended by Ricky Gervais' hosting duties at last night's Golden Globes.
Before Jenna releases us all to the wilds of this still-holiday-ish weekend, here are a few motley dribs and drabs and odds and ends. Consider this a delicious sandwich made from the leftovers of a cornucopia of Thanksgiving delights!
