Nightclub Parties Make For Interesting Celebrity-Wardrobe Choices!
And they're at the Sony Ericsson Open Kick-Off Party at LIV nightclub at Fontainebleau Miami! Kelly Bensimon! And the Williams sisters! And Mel B! And a lot of really gross clothes! So...yeah! Take that and...um...do stuff!
Zig-A-Zig Ah!
[London, September 16. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]
The Plot Thickens: Gloria Steinem, Lynda Carter Endorse DVF Comic Book
- Deets on the Diane von Furstenberg comic book! "With 'Be the Wonder Woman You Can Be, Featuring the Adventures of Diva, Viva & Fifa,' the new comic book she authored, she doesn’t just turn herself into a bonafide superheroine, but offers inspiring tales about women and the life-empowering choices they face — all with…
Bruno Crashes Paris Fashion Week!
- Apparently emboldened by last week's success in Milan, Bruno — aka Sacha Baron Cohen — crashed Stella McCartney today. "With his red thong clearly visible above his jeans, the comedian — who was virtually unrecognisable in a flamboyant leather gilet, with his slicked-down hair dyed blonde and brown — sucked Tampax,…
Scarlett Gets Hitched; Heather Gets Busted; Matilda Gets Money
- While everyone was busy focusing on the presidential debates, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds got married. The ceremony took place Saturday night at a "remote wilderness resort" outside of Vancouver, Canada. The bride is 23, the groom is 31 and they have been dating since 2007. [Us Magazine, People]
- Heather…
Dolly Parton Wants To Make Money By Making Others Look Cheap
- For the love of God, please let Dolly Parton get her own makeup line. [Chic Report]
- The Pope hates expensive shit. [WWD, sub req'd]
- "We're one of her favorite stores," says a spokeswoman for Henri Bendel of Shopaholic Isla Fisher. [WWD, 1st item]
- WTF? The New York Ranger's Sean Avery is interning at Vogue this summer?…
Nicole Richie & Family Lead The Way At The ASCAP Awards
Last night at the Kodak Theater, Lionel Richie was presented with a lifetime achievement award by ASCAP, the organization that collects public-performance royalties for its member songwriters and copyright owners. Lionel looked smashing in his tux, and daughters Nicole and Sophia (pictured) were also in very cute,…
Avril: Hey, Hey, You, You, I Think You Might Be Knocked Up
- Avril Lavigne is pregnant! Maybe! [News.com.au]
- Janet Jackson has been asking designers like Badgley Mischka for bridal gown samples! Is she going to marry
that gremlinJermaine Dupri? [Page Six] - Janet poses as brother Michael from Off The Wall on the new cover of Vibe. [Concrete Loop]
- Oooooh, George Clooney on the…
Loose Lips
Pharrell was driving by a Miami Beach residence and saw people dancing on a lawn. He decided to stop and watch, and the partiers — part of an Orthodox Jewish wedding — asked Pharrell to join the festivities. What we wouldn't give to see Pharrell dance the hora. • Lauren Conrad says that despite getting caught sucking…
What does "Girl Power" really mean to the Spice Girls? Mocking the girl without a man, naturally. During a break while taping a BBC-1 special, Geri "Ginger" Halliwell's single status was the object of their disaffection: "Are there any good-looking single blokes for Geri? We have to get her a boyfriend," said Melanie…
Fergie's Getting Hitched
- Fergie and actor Josh Duhamel are engaged. We hope Fergie didn't wet her pants when he proposed! [People]
- Good news for society, bad news for Paris Hilton: Paris' grandfather, Baron Hilton, has decided to give 97% of his $2.3 billion fortune to charity when he dies. [Reuters]
- Lindsay Lohan spent Christmas Eve with…
The Spice Girls: They're Back, And Not So Bad
As has been breathlessly reported (at least in the British press) the Spice Girls reunion tour has begun, and Jesus fucking Christ: It looks fierce! (Cavalli-designed costumes, however? The man should be jailed for crimes against humanity.) But do the music reviewers agree? After the jump, a roundup of critics'…
Judge To Britney: Quit Drinking & Learn To Parent
- The judge in Britney Spears' custody case says "there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by (Britney)." He's ordered Britney "to undergo testing for the use of controlled substances and alcohol." Testing will be conducted randomly twice a week. In addition, Britney and…
Kevin Federline to Britney's Assistant: You Got Served
- Britney Spears' assistant/cousin, Alli Sims, was served with papers by Kevin Federline's lawyer. Federline reportedly wants to force Alli to spill about Brit's lifestyle, including drinking in front of the kids. We have a feeling this is going to get ugly, y'all! [TMZ]
- Girls Gone Wild producer Joe Francis is in jail…
Magazine Photoshop Chops: Even Jennifer Lopez Is A Victim!
- Marc Anthony's wife, Jennifer Lopez, and ex-wife, Dayanara Torres, appear together on the cover of September's People En Español — thanks to the magic of Photoshop, natch — and Marc is not happy! [Page Six]
- Kanye West: "Only white people and older black people say 'bling' now." So what's the new term? Dizzimonds? Help…
News At 11: Is Rose McGowan's Bad Karma Responsible For Her "Grindhouse" Dress-Down?
- Rose McGowan shacked up with her Grindhouse director Robert Rodriguez during filming, thereby breaking up his marriage to movie producer Elizabeth Avellan. This might explain why Avellan's daughters arrived up at the film's premiere in a pair of McGowan-outlawed red dresses. [PageSix]
- Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis…

