And they're at the Sony Ericsson Open Kick-Off Party at LIV nightclub at Fontainebleau Miami! Kelly Bensimon! And the Williams sisters! And Mel B! And a lot of really gross clothes! So...yeah! Take that and...um...do stuff!

This Is It premiered last night in L.A., New York and London, and everyone from J.Lo to Sherri, Paris to Mel B., Rosie to Katy, Paula to Vivica, paid sartorial homage to the Gloved One. With, um, mixed results.

[London, September 16. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Last night at the Kodak Theater, Lionel Richie was presented with a lifetime achievement award by ASCAP, the organization that collects public-performance royalties for its member songwriters and copyright owners. Lionel looked smashing in his tux, and daughters Nicole and Sophia (pictured) were also in very cute,…

Pharrell was driving by a Miami Beach residence and saw people dancing on a lawn. He decided to stop and watch, and the partiers — part of an Orthodox Jewish wedding — asked Pharrell to join the festivities. What we wouldn't give to see Pharrell dance the hora. • Lauren Conrad says that despite getting caught sucking…

What does "Girl Power" really mean to the Spice Girls? Mocking the girl without a man, naturally. During a break while taping a BBC-1 special, Geri "Ginger" Halliwell's single status was the object of their disaffection: "Are there any good-looking single blokes for Geri? We have to get her a boyfriend," said Melanie…

As has been breathlessly reported (at least in the British press) the Spice Girls reunion tour has begun, and Jesus fucking Christ: It looks fierce! (Cavalli-designed costumes, however? The man should be jailed for crimes against humanity.) But do the music reviewers agree? After the jump, a roundup of critics'…