On Tuesday’s episode of The Late Late Show, Megan Mullally revealed just how good of a friend she is, telling the story of how, when Tig Notaro was in the hospital recovering from her double mastectomy, she came to visit her every day and sang (Tig likes her singing voice). She got so used to doing it that she kept…

“I wish I had a huge fart saved up to describe our love: silent but deadly,” says actor Nick Offerman. “Love is patient. Love is kind.” He looks over at his wife (the target of his noxious affection), actress and singer Megan Mullally. She shakes her head in mock disapproval before laughing and letting out an “Oh God!”

DOOOOOOOD, you really can't just go around slappin' nonconsensual buns, and you especially can't just go around slappin' nonconsensual Beyonce buns, because Beyonce buns have highly paid 24-hour bun-guards who will haul your ass to Danish butt-jail! So DO NOT DO IT. But anyway, someone did it.

Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman, the couple you want to be your parents and/or lovers, are guest starring as pot smoking hippies on this Sunday's Bob's Burgers. YES! I didn't think this show could get more delightful, but it's about to test me. I hope I'm strong enough. If you're not watching, you really should…

This is probably, prrrrrobably not true, but feelings-haver Taylor Swift may have made an enemy of Camelot by attempting to collect Kennedy boys like Pokémon. Apparently Tay-Tay made out with Patrick Schwarzenegger at a family event she attended with her boyfriend Conor Kennedy, and the whole clan except Conor is…

Peggy Dvorak, of the Peggy Dvorak Institute, teaches her students how to break out of the bland, boiled-potato stereotype and be "cool." I would totally sign up for a lesson — except that this is a video from Funny Or Die and Peggy is actually played by the hilarious Megan Mullally. Her students, however, all swear…

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Whoopi Goldberg demonstrates how not to poop-and-text, Josh Groban appears on The Office as Andy's brother, Survivor has a nasty meat challenge, and Tamera Mowry enjoys her sister breast milk. Tasty!

Arrested Development. Pushing Daisies. Firefly. When beloved shows are cancelled before they really had their moment, fans will sometimes never get over the loss. But at the end of last night's episode of Childrens Hospital, viewers who adored the show got a special surprise: Party Down was the catering crew of…

• Renée Zellweger was photographed at the Carolina Herrera boutique in West Hollywood — as a huge rack of wedding dresses went by.

• So. The rumor that Kim Kardashian will be Lara Croft in a new 3D, teen-friendly movie version of Tomb Raider?

• The upcoming season of The Hills — season 7 — will be the last.

• The PGA Tour announced today that Tiger Woods will speak at a press conference on Friday, "to begin the process of making amends." Later, Tiger was photographed for the first time in months jogging with a friend near his home.

• Lady Gaga was seen partying in West Hollywood with a "boy-toy."

• John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.