Megan Fox is pregnant. Allegedly. When I found out, I had the same thought as when I heard that Halle Berry was pregnant: Won't the baby have her old nose?

In less than 24 hours, barring any last minute brushes with the law, Lindsay Lohan will be off probation for the first time in four years. That means no more morgue duty, no more court-ordered therapy, and no more jail time. She's looking to get back to work and start fresh, but it her criminal record is already…

The world is about to get that much more unattainably beautiful now that Megan Fox is said to be expecting her first child with Brian Austin Green. Megan has been stepmom to Brian's 10-year-old son Kassius since they got married back in 2010, and the couple are said to be pretty excited about adding to their family.…

There's always been something so eminently likeable about Charlize Theron. Aside from her considerable talent she just seems like she couldn't give a fuck and freely speaks her mind, as evidenced by her speech upon accepting her Ally for Equality Award from Michael Fassbender at the Human Rights Campaign gala. Before…

Megan Fox and Zoe Saldana are pairing up for an action-heist movie called Swindle. The plot is being kept secret, but this report claims the project came out of a desire by Meg and Zoe to do a movie together, which is pretty cool. The dudes in Hollywood team up all the time; the chicks, not as much. I'm picturing…

Ensuring that her Disney legacy goes up in a cloud of smoke — boom, tish! — Miley Cyrus was caught doing a little weed shopping with a friend at an LA-area medical marijuana dispensary. True, she might have just been accompanying but everyone hopes that a pal with a weed card will one day become a friend with…

In this promo for the Academy Awards, you'll see decidedly non-Oscar-worthy performances by Josh Duhamel, Megan Fox, Vinnie Jones, William Fichtner, Oscar-winner Robin Williams and, of course, Billy Crystal, who gets all Princess Bride with it, because that is such a hot, current reference. Ugh, Christ, this is not…

According to sources, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have reunited after they both realized their friendship is way too important to give up and besides, neither one of them has any idea what they were even mad about!

Rihanna will replace Megan Fox as the global face of Emporio Armani underwear and Armani Jeans. Fox's deal with Armani was announced in October of 2009, and her first ads appeared in January of 2010. She was said to have commanded a $2 million fee; there's no word yet on what Rihanna, who was previously a face of Gucci

Remember the photos Megan Fox published last week, "proving" that she does not use Botox? Well! Some doctors saw those images. "Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment," says plastic surgeon Dr. Nicholas Vendemia. "Those lines on her forehead are totally fake. …Muscles in the…

Katy Perry has been "struck down" with food poisoning! How could this have happened???? Oh. She's actually a human being and not a cartoon. I guess that could be why.

Rebound! Hef is dating a new Playboy model, 25-year-old Anna Sophia Berglund. She was Playmate of The Month in January, and you will find this absolutely shocking, but she is blonde. Apparently she and Hef are already calling each other "babe," although it's possible that from time to time she may slip up and call him…

There is a seriously crazytown concerntroll post on Hollywood Life today, which reads, in part, "Megan Fox has been looking particularly thin lately, and 81% of you voted you were worried about how tiny she is getting." For the love of God.

Megan Fox uploaded two baby pictures on Facebook in an album titled "I look like Steve Buscemi." As for Kanye, he looks pretty much like who he is today — a man with excellent fashion sense.

• Khloe Kardashian, her late, lamented red hair, and a mask apparently made of plastic packing straps and a packet of studs from the nearest Michaels star on the cover of NY skate shop Yellow Rat Bastard's in-store mag, YRB. [Racked]

If there was one thing that stood out on the Golden Globes red carpet — well, one thing besides Helena Bonham Carter's purposefully mismatched shoes — it was the number of actors who selected dresses to fulfill their contractual obligations.

There was almost-good. There was kinda-bad. There was 80's-bad. And then there was bad-bad. When it came to disappointing fashions, Golden Globes 2011 was a bonanza.

There were literally dozens of oddly digitally altered models and celebrities this year, with a swipe of the mouse resulting in wonky elbows, whittled waists, new hands and unnaturally lightened skin. Here we have the very worst.

• Carine Roitfeld finally addressed her infamous blackface editorial: "We take risks. Painting Lara Stone in black, for example. We were accused of being racist, which was totally untrue, since I once did an entire issue on a black model." [WWD]