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Cameron Hooks Up With A-Rod; MJ's Doctor Charged With Manslaughter

• Cameron Diaz was spotted "grinding on" A-Rod at a pre-Super Bowl party in Miami on Saturday night and a source says they "have been totally hooking up."

#snapjudgment

Living On Borrowed Time

[Los Angeles, February 6. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

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Conan & NBC Fight For Custody Of Triumph; Katie Calls Suri "Magical"

• Conan O'Brien and NBC are still negotiating the terms of Conan's exit from The Tonight Show. One of major points of contention: Who gets custody of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Pimpbot 5000, and the Masturbating Bear.

#snapjudgment

Sideshow Slob

[Santa Fe, January 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

#ragtrade

Megan Fox Takes It Off For Armani; Zoe Saldana Signs With Avon

• This is one of the many sultry new images of Megan Fox in her Armani underwear which will greet you when you flick through magazines/drive on the highway/walk through downtown/exist for the foreseeable future. Look! They erased her tattoos. [WWD]

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Simon Leaves American Idol; Brad & Angie Skip Golden Globes, Jen Showdown

• Simon Cowell confirmed today that he's leaving American Idol at the end of this season. He'll be launching the U.S. version of The X Factor and sources say he's convinced a familiar face to join him on the judges' panel.

#snapjudgment

Megan And The Purple Crayon Coat

[Albuquerque, January 9. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

#butiplayoneontv

Did You Know Megan Fox Isn't A Scientist?

On Keira Knightley: "Female Jealousy Is A Form Of Lust"

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Rumors Swirl After Tiger Woods' Car Accident; Jen And Gwyneth Are BFFs

• Tiger Woods was briefly hospitalized after his car crashed into a fire hydrant and tree outside of his home early Friday morning. Woods suffered lacerations on his lips, but is otherwise "in good condition." [Reuters]

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Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy

• Courtney Love is making vicious accusations via Facebook, and both Edward Norton and Britney Spears are involved.

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Timbaland Drops Chris Brown; Paula Deen Hit In The Face With Ham

• Timbaland recorded a song with Chris Brown for his upcoming album, but now he's removed Chris' vocals from the track. Timbaland's manager says it's a "creative decision for both parties," but sources say he's done with the "drama" surrounding Chris.

#snapjudgment

What's Cooking? Make It A Triple.

[Los Angeles, November 19. Image via INFDaily.]

#angelsinamerica

Everyone's Obsessed With Angelina

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Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong

• Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.

#foxfire

Megan Fox: Hate Her Because She's Beautiful?

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Marlee Matlin: "Lighten Up, People"; Fergie Says Rappers Are "Completely Gay-Friendly"

• Some people were offended by the jokes Alex Borstein made about Marlee Matlin's speaking voice on Sunday's Family Guy special. She says, "It was sick. It was twisted. It was rude... and I was glad to be part of it."

Megan Fox's Minders Are Worried Women Don't Like Her

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Dina Claims Lindsay Cuts Herself; Rosie Calls Oprah "Gay"

• Dina Lohan is pissed that Michael Lohan keeps leaking recordings of Dina and Lindsay's phone calls to him. "The tapes were from a long time ago, and for a father to stoop this low is unforgivable," she says. And: