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Hortense is taking a much-deserved day off (though she's left some things with which to amuse yourselves, as you'll see). So today, I'll be your guest editor! Your regularly-scheduled programming will commence shortly. [Image via Susan E Adams]

It's time for me to get dressed, break out the hooch and crank up the music. Thanks to Anna and Hortense for letting me house-sit this weekend, to Moe for sharing the duties, and to you guys for playing along!

We hate to interrupt our regularly scheduled programming. But!

What a way to end a week! I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings but, as of next Friday, Megan Carpentier will no longer be working as an editor on Jezebel.

Megan is observing Senator Hillary Clinton's Senate confirmation hearing right now, meaning that her news post will be delayed. She does have this to say about Chelsea: "OH MY GOD her hair is amazing."

Reminder: Megan is talking to radio host Dennis Prager. Having trouble streaming the show? We are too, but a podcast will be available later for those who miss the main event live.

Was holiday travel a bitch for you this year? It was for me. In fact, the only thing (besides a stiff drink) that helped me endure my joke of a JetBlue flight out of JFK was the on-board entertainment system. Specifically: Animal Planet. I bring this up for two reasons. The first: 2 hours into my six-hour marathon…