A Christian website that advises couples how to live according to the Bible’s gender roles has some cool and not at all misogynist advice for all you fellows out there. If your wife is bumming you out by reluctantly submitting to sex, just don’t look at her face!

Medusa's Getting the Maleficent Treatment in an Animated Comedy

Lindy West

6/09/14 6:00pm

It's official! One of the next monster villainesses slated for a Maleficent-style makeover is Medusa, the snake-haired Gorgon of Greek myth—most famous for being raped by Poseidon, beheaded by Perseus, and then giving birth to a flying horse. Sounds like an animated comedy to me!

Teens Protest Abercrombie & Fitch's Cologne-Filled Stores

Jenna Sauers

10/29/10 11:34am

Today, brave teenagers and students will protest Abercrombie & Fitch's Fifth Avenue flagship for pumping that hideous stench into all of its stores, and transforming them into retail hellscapes. They contend that the disgusting cologne is an environmental hazard. [StyleList]

Snakes On A Plain

Anna Holmes

4/13/10 1:10pm

[New York, April 12. Image via Getty]

Christian Website Advises Avoiding Wife's Face if She's Not Into Sex

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