Well, that’s one way to handle a shitty drunk college kid customer.

If someone asks for bacon on their burger, that means they want bacon on their burger. Capiche?

Did you know that Taylor Swift had a twin sister? No? Well, that’s probably because like Elizabeth Olson — who was confined to the basement of the Full House house until Mary-Kate and Ashley’s careers fizzled — Swift’s banished her evil twin to Japan where she’s had to make a living selling hamburgers fries in a red…

A new study indicates that low wages are such a burden that fully half the fast food industry's workers must rely on public assistance programs just to get by. It's a pretty reasonable assertion at this point that the system is not working as intended.

Great news, everyone! McDonald's has just announced they're going to increase all minimum wage jobs to $1 over the minimum wage in every corporate-owned location. Just one problem: this supposed pay raise is going to do precisely fuck-all for the majority of McDonald's workers.

McDonald's is having a great week. After giving absolutely zero fucks about Taco Bell's smear campaign (Ronald should really consider "at least we don't give you the squirts" as a comeback slogan), the restaurant has launched a lifestyle line which will allow fans of the Big Mac to show off their love for the burger…

"Put some mustard on it" is a surprisingly common refrain among McDonald's managers, according to a new survey.

Like many major corporations these days, McDonald's wants badly to get in on the SXSW action, reaping the benefits of the long-running music festival but becoming part of the reason it's not as fun as it used to be to attend. But because SXSW's core focus is (ostensibly) "emerging" musicians, as McDonald's put it, the…

Marilyn Hagerty, the Grand Forks, North Dakota writer who rose to national prominence by writing an earnest review for her local Olive Garden, has finally conquered the Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 3 of food critique: McDonald's.

McDonalds is in a bit of a pickle. It seems that people aren't trying to get their Big Mac on quite like they used to. Profits are declining while Americans stuff themselves with Chipotle burritos. What is the largest hamburger fast food chain on Earth to do? They could focus on improving their product or perhaps…

Debra Harrell plans to file a lawsuit against the news station which posted her private information including social security number and home address.

An update: Debra Harrell, the mother who was arrested and charged with "unlawful conduct" after adults saw her daughter playing in a park alone, has been fired from her job at McDonald's.

A woman was beaten to death by a group of men at a McDonald's in Shangdong, China on Wednesday because she refused to give them her number. Six men have been arrested. According to reports, witnesses were either unable or unwilling to help.

New Haven teen Antonia Ayres-Brown challenged the fast food giant on their gendered Happy Meal toys and got some changes made. And it only took five years.

A 68-year-old man punched a woman who reportedly cut him off in the drive-thru lane at a McDonald's in Winter Haven, Florida, according to police.

There’s a breakfast battle happening ladies and it's, like, the real deal. We might even get free coffee out of it, it's that serious!

Very important breakfast news: It seems McDonald's is considering the possibility of extending breakfast hours. Any hint of such a development, however faint, should be greeted with enthusiasm, joy and possibly even dancing in the streets. Because HASH BROWNS.

Happy Valentine's Day! Scrambling to make last-minute plans because you forgot it was Valentine's Day until you read the first line of this article? No worries; McDonald's has you covered (if you're in Florida, that is).