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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/12/09

    In reply to Heenes To Plead Guilty
    the whole thing is just sad. #hoaxes
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Heenes To Plead Guilty
    I hope the punishment includes barring them from participating in any reality TV program for at least the next... hm. Fifty years. Given my family's average life expectancy, I should be safely dead by the time they can hit the airwaves again. #hoaxes
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Heenes To Plead Guilty
    Don't they see the potential of a huge courtroom trial? They could drag in "expert witnesses" to testify how reality T.V. had warped their brains. They'd probably even get a shitty book deal, or at the very least a movie of the week. Speidi would milk this for all its worth. #hoaxes
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    11/12/09

    @CurtCole: Too bad the Heenes didn't have Speidi's new book to consult before deciding on this foolish legal maneuver. #hoaxes
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    11/12/09

    In reply to Heenes To Plead Guilty
    The Heenes are so full of hot air. #hoaxes
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/12/09

    In reply to Heenes To Plead Guilty
    They're only guilty of entertaining and captivating a starry eyed nation! #hoaxes
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    11/12/09

    In reply to Heenes To Plead Guilty
    Oh what wusses. If they really wanted to be famous, they would go to trial so they could interrupt proceedings by standing up on a table and breaking into songs from Chicago or Wicked. That's how real fame whores do it. "I think I'll try defying gravity. And you can't pull me down, because I'm actually hiding in the attic." #hoaxes
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/12/09

    In reply to Heenes To Plead Guilty
    Agreed: no one is served by this dude going to jail. He'll just cost the state more time and effort. #hoaxes
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    Image of thewitchandthemoll thewitchandthemoll
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    Suzanne Somers, shut the FUCK up. #reneezellweger
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    bowleserised promoted this comment thewitchandthemoll was starred thewitchandthemoll was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    The way you say "BUT it's real" makes me think you're doubting the validity of romcoms. Romcoms speak the truth! #reneezellweger
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    Image of georgina georgina
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    Sorry, Mel, if you're really worried about protecting your money you don't get your mistress pregnant. Why on earth would she sign a pre-nup now? I hope your wife is laughing her ass off about now. #reneezellweger
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    phantom lady promoted this comment georgina was starred georgina was unstarred
    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    10/27/09

    @georgina: I thought you only need a prenup if you're getting married. last I heard he isn't planning on doing this. did I miss something while I was in Nebraska this weekend? #reneezellweger
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    Image of Glitterberries Glitterberries
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    I enjoy remembering how much I loved listening to Unforgettable Fire with my high school crush. I'm afraid to listen to it again and find it hasn't held up as well as the memories, but really, 'Bad' I loved you so much back in the day. Please, still be good! #reneezellweger
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    howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) promoted this comment Glitterberries was starred Glitterberries was unstarred
    Image of howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches) howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
    10/27/09

    @Lolainblackglasses: It's still good. #reneezellweger
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    Image of eibhinn eibhinn
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    Suzanne Somers really needs to STFU. Since when does being on bad sitcoms make one qualified to dispense medical advice? I'm all about self-treating minor medical problems (bruises, colds, sore throats) with herbs etc., but cancer? Not something to be trifled with. #reneezellweger
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart promoted this comment eibhinn was starred eibhinn was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    10/27/09

    @eibhinn: You said it. I'm pretty sure that if Farrah Fawcett had gone alternative right off, she'd have died much sooner. And I'm pretty sure that if Suzanne Somers was suffering full-body cancer, she still is. Something's been loose in her head for years, and it seems to have spread to her mouth. #reneezellweger
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    Image of TrixieCanary TrixieCanary
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    I hope that Hugh Jackman going as James Bond for Halloween means that Daniel Craig is going as The Boy from Oz. #reneezellweger
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment TrixieCanary was starred TrixieCanary was unstarred
    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    I saw Tom Delay on Millionaire (yes, I watch it -- don't judge me). He actually got the questions he was asked correct but his thought process seemed very ... scattered to say the least and he wasn't very good at expressing himself. I don't know why I was surprised by any of that, but I was. The one contestant didn't go with the (correct) answer that Delay had provided, but hey, can you really blame a guy for not believing Tom Delay? #reneezellweger
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    Image of theKP theKP
    10/27/09

    In reply to Renée To Meet Bradley's Parents; Award Season Begins
    Recent revelation: Bradley Cooper is a different person from Gerard Butler.

    I am seriously jealous of Renee. Not because of Bradley Cooper but because she's spending the holidays in Philadelphia. What I wouldn't give for cannoli from Termini Brothers. #reneezellweger
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