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Japanese Apple Mayonnaise Burgers Are Reportedly Not Gross At All

If someone offered you an apple cinnamon mayonnaise burger from a Japanese Burger King, you might politely decline. After all, at this point in your life, do you really need to go around sampling odd food combinations? (The answer is no, you're old and stolid and have already reached your personal threshold when it… » 2/09/14 2:30pm 2/09/14 2:30pm

Surely Memorable Stage Play Features Mayonnaise Enemas

Is your butthole dry and in need of a creamy kick? Well, good news for people building sandwiches in their asses — or for those just in need of some emergency lube — but two Canadian performance artists took to the stage to deliver a performance that featured not one..., not two..., but three (ha ha ha!) mayonnaise… » 7/23/13 11:00am 7/23/13 11:00am

Women With Long Nails Say No To iPhones • Heinz Pulls "Gay-Kiss" Mayo Ad

Women with long fingernails hate the design of the iPhone because it is difficult to use. • The vaccine for HPV, an STD that can sometimes lead to cervical cancer, has yet to reach India where cervical cancer is the most common type of cancer in women. • Animal rights activists in India condemned the arrest of a man… » 6/24/08 5:20pm 6/24/08 5:20pm