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Oldies But Goodies

Two amazing retro ad campaigns today: The first is for New Freedom maxi pads. You know, the pads who wear jewelry? And shoes? And carry parasols? The other is for Big Mama pantyhose, plus-sized stockings with a cotton crotch. In fact, the word crotch appears several thousand times in the text, and the plus-sized…

Floor-Surfing The Crimson Wave

Frustrated that your mom gets you socks every year as a stocking stuffer? Well at least she's giving you something originally meant for your feet, not your cooch, unlike the author of this email: "My dear friends, Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year. I will…

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