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    10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008

    Maury Povitch Tortures Woman With Painful Cotton Ball Phobia

    14-Year-Old Girl Trades Sex For Bacon Double Cheeseburger, Has No Regrets

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    Image of Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    Aww, I was hoping the Isis / Clarke episode would have made it in (I still adore Isis).
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    Image of Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve Green Goth Brit Chick - AlternatEve
    12/23/08

    @Green Goth Brit Chick - Also Available in Teal: the Isis / Clarke episode ON THE TYRA SHOW even. Yeesh, 4am posting = fail GGBC brain.
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    Image of Seriously Seriously
    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    Dear Olsens
    Murrays does not toast their bagels.
    Also, if I ate a bagel ever
    Thanks
    Manhattan
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    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    One time, I used one of those self-waxing strips that Daddy Pervy was using on his daughter's va-jay-jay. It left a perfectly square blood blister on my bikini area.


    Worst part is that I had three more slapped on and ready to rip. Worst. Idea. Ever.

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    Image of battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch battleaxonista...is a humorless bitch
    12/23/08

    @outrageouschaos: Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow


    oh, and OW!

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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    Meh. Lotsa women used to come into the clinic with impacted tampons. The granola girls usually had sea sponges. I think it's easy for some people to forget...even while sober.
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    Image of bloodflower bloodflower
    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    i hadn't seen the party girl one before and i was not expecting a tampon getting stuck story. BRAVO PARTY GIRL, BRAVO.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    Could Maury laugh any harder? That was kind of cruel.
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    Image of PootyT PootyT
    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    wow. the olsen twins really have no. personality. sad.
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    12/23/08

    @BlakeBadgley: but they have lots and lots of money. happy.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    So she can eat cream CHEESE but can't drink milk because of the lactose?
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    Image of BitchIsTheNewBlack BitchIsTheNewBlack
    12/23/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: In her defense I am like that too. I can't have milk, cheese sauce (like for pasta or nachos) or cream. But I can have cheese slices, some ice cream (not too much), and cream cheese without any problems. I don't know why but that is just how my stomach is.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/24/08

    @BitchIsTheNewBlack: I am so sorry to hear you cannot have nacho cheese sauce.
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    Image of rubber soul rubber soul
    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    The cotton ball phobia one is so, so, so bad. How could they do that and then just laugh at her freaking out? It's like middle school cruel.

    A lot easier to watch then the Dad giving bikini waxes to his daughter though.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/24/08

    @lez lemon: I'm 100% with you. How was that entertainment. What the hell is wrong with people?
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    Drunk Kathleen Turner gave me a boner. THAT VOICE!!!

    Rawr!


    Re: Cotton-ball-people - that's just so fucking wrong.

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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    12/23/08

    @2pint: God only knows how many gallons of bourbon marinated that voice.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/23/08

    In reply to 10 Best Talk Show Moments Of 2008
    I still love number one. It probably means I am bad person for laughing at it. But c'mon! It was more bizarre than the lady scared of pickles.
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    Image of Evie Havok Evie Havok
    12/23/08

    @The HZA.: I'm going to hell. I thought it was funny. They should have actually cornered her for a longer time as a form of immersion therapy. It might have worked to fix her phobia.
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    Image of rosasparks rosasparks
    12/23/08

    @The HZA.: I'm a total jerk for dying with laughter over that lady, but I just can't HELP IT!
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    12/23/08

    @The HZA.: I just love how he's like "NO DON'T GO BACK THERE" and a fucking GIANT cotton-ball man comes running out and starts chasing her around. I feel evil when I do, but I laugh my ass off at that...
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