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Walking In A Winter Wonderland

[New York, December 20. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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A-Rod's Hilarious Bedroom Decor, Jon And Hailey's Break-Up "Carefully Orchestrated"

• According to an ex-girlfriend of Yankees star Alex Rodriguez: "He was so vain. He had not one, but two painted portraits of himself as a centaur. You know, the half man, half horse figure. It was ridiculous." [NYDN]

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Rosie & Angie's Dinner Date; Charlize's Nickname

• Did Rosie O'Donnell try to romance Angelina Jolie? She told Howard Stern on his radio show:

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Johnny And Kate Make Holiday Plans, Jen And John Get Back Together, And Levi Loads Up On Moose Meat

• Kate Moss and her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, have been invited to spend Christmas on Johnny Depp's private island with Depp and his wife, Vanessa Paradis. Celebrities! They're just like us...if we had an ex-boyfriend with a private island. [TheSun]

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Pop, Pup, Peacenik

[New York, October 12. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Renée & Bradley Play Grab-Ass; Emmy Rossum's Secret Divorce

• Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper are so on. How on are they?

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Rihanna Back In Spotlight; Brat Packers Remember John Hughes

• Rihanna will appear on the September 14 launch of The Jay Leno Show — her first performance since being assaulted by Chris Brown in February. But she won't be alone:

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SJP, Matthew To Live Separately; Feds Raid Office Of Michael's Doctor

• "Sources" say Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have decided to live apart just weeks after the birth of their twin daughters. Matthew will stay in their Manhattan apartment and Sarah Jessica will move to Brooklyn with the kids.

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Chris Brown Apologizes For Beating Rihanna

• Chris Brown has released a video apology for assaulting Rihanna. He says: "I've told Rihanna countless times and I'm telling you today that I am truly, truly sorry...

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Michael Jackson, Debbie Rowe Allegedly Not Biological Parents Of His Kids

• Several sources say the real father of Michael Jackson's oldest children, Prince and Paris, is Arnold Klein, Jackson's dermatologist and Debbie Rowe's former boss.

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SJP's Twins, Britney's New Look, Chris Brown's Sorta-Apology

• Here's the first picture of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick with their new twins, Marion and Tabitha Broderick. Big brother James, are you ready for double trouble? [TMZ]

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Famous Friends React To Michael Jackson's Death

• Michael Jackson's autopsy will be performed today. [TMZ]

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Rhys Meyers In Drunken Brawl; Hilton Sues Black Eyed Peas' Manager

• Jonathan Rhys Meyers was detained by French police this weekend for allegedly assaulting an airport cafe bartender who refused to serve him because he was drunk. They started fighting and when a waiter intervened, Rhys Meyers punched him.

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Surrogate Gives Birth To Sarah Jessica Parker And Matthew Broderick's Twins

• Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate gave birth to their twin girls this morning in Ohio. Sarah Jessica and Matthew are at the hospital with the surrogate and released a statement saying:

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Robert Pattinson Hit By A Car While Running From Fans; Jon And Kate Gosselin Are Divorcing

• Robert Pattinson was grazed by a taxi cab in New York while running across the street to get away from hysterical fans. The cab only hit him in the hip and he was uninjured.

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Lindsay Accuses Justin Of Cheating; Billy William Joel, Wife, Call It Quits

• Justin Timberlake was supposedly caught cheating on Jessica Biel... by Lindsay Lohan. Linds happened to be at a nightclub in New York and spotted a very drunk Justin holding hands and kissing another woman. She snapped a picture and Tweeted:

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Lindsay's Meltdown; Angie & Brad's Wedding Plans; Pete Doherty's Arrest

• Lindsay Lohan had a "meltdown" in a club in London, which involved saying:

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Heigl Is High Maintenance; Stars Speak Out On Prop 8

• New day, same rumor: The "doc" is a diva. So. Did Katherine Heigl get dropped from the cast of cringe-inducing flick Valentine's Day because she wanted too much cash? Her rep says:

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Brad & Angie Acting Like They Like Each Other Or Something

• ZOMG Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie partied past one am in Cannes! He drank Bailey's! She drank vodka! He had his hand on her leg! They laughed and whispered in each other's ears! [People]
• Brad Pitt says:

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Lindsay Lohan Denies She's Pregnant; Carrie Prejean's Brother Is "Not A Skinhead"

• Lindsay Lohan ended a relationship with a woman a month ago and has been accused of being too thin... so clearly she's pregnant. She's also supposedly distraught because she doesn't know who the daddy is.