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    Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder

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    Image of jengrrrl jengrrrl
    08/20/09

    In reply to Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
    So either J. Aniston is really upset about Bradley Cooper or she's catching Gerard Butler's nuts in her mouth. Which is it, people? *eyeroll*
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    08/20/09

    In reply to Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
    I'm pretty sure I'm missing something big by not getting the David Copperfield/Katie/Katy Perry snippet.

    Sadly, I'm positive it doesn't involve her, a big cake, an elephant and disappearing for-fucking-ever.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    08/21/09

    @labeled: I don't think it's really supposed to be about David Copperfield, but I like your way better.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    08/20/09

    In reply to Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
    Why am I not surprised that Kourtney said "Neither of us have read a book..."? What made me do a double take was that she actually said it out loud.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    08/20/09

    @Gretchen is a new kitten mom!: I think she might have meant that they've never read a book about babies. It's what I gather from that paragraph.
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    08/20/09

    In reply to Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
    Am I the only one who reads the name Scott Disick are Scott Dickish? I know nothing about the dude, but I always have to re-read his name.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment Casquivana was starred Casquivana was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    08/20/09

    @Casquivana: You are totally not alone there.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    08/20/09

    @Casquivana: I mentally pronounce it "Dicksick" and then I giggle.
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    Image of Rosaxé Rosaxé
    08/20/09

    In reply to Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
    -Avril -- that's really deep.
    -Bjork is married?? I'm intrigued to know who this Mr. Bjork is.
    -For the love of all things sacred, won't someone PLEASE bury Michael Jackson???
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    Image of fuck commenting fuck commenting
    08/20/09

    @Rosaxé: He is an artist. Bjork's husband, that is. He did the Cremaster Cycle which was a series of very high art films, filmed at the Guggenheim.
    He's probably just her speed.
    You can google Matthew Barney and get some interesting info.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    08/20/09

    @Rosaxé: Matthew Barney is a visual artist. They seem like the coolest/weirdest people in the planet. I want to go to their house for a dinner party.
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    08/20/09

    @NellMood: Bjork and I have kids who are the same age. I'm hoping that one day our kids will meet at the park and then Bjork and I can hang, drink wine, and play with the kiddos every weekend. (And then later our children grow up, fall in love, and I become Bjork's in-law... yeah....)
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    08/20/09

    @Moby Jane: I totally forgot about the Cremaster Cylce and I sat through Cremaster 3! I never did get around to seeing them rest of them. And it only looks The Order is on DVD. Boo.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    08/20/09

    @fluxus flucker: I was a nanny in New York taking care of a baby who was the same age as Michelle Williams' and Heath Ledger's baby, working in their neighborhood. I was pretty sure we would all run into each other in the park and become BFFs. Obviously this was a couple of years ago (sad).

    When you become besties with Bjork and Matthew Barney please tell them that I babysit.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    08/20/09

    In reply to Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
    I never thought G.Buts was hot but recently I had a really great sex dream about him and woke up thinking "DAYUM!" Its weird how the subconscious pairs you with totally random people you've never thought about sexually before. Happened with Pacey Witter in high school and I've loved him ever since.
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    Image of Bgirl_Hamster Bgirl_Hamster
    08/20/09

    @Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): Ever since 300, I've thought he was hot. Whenever Jezebel posts his unsavory comments, I put my hands over my ears and have someone else scroll the mouse while i sing "lalalala! I can't hear you!"
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    08/20/09

    @Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): It happened to me with Javier Bardem and I've never looked back ever since. Hotness.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    08/20/09

    @Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): I can't help it, I don't get his appeal. And this coming from someone who has a real weakness for cute Scots (see: McGregor, Ewan; McAvoy, James; Boyd, Billy; Ferguson, Craig).
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/21/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I hear ya - he looks lumpy to me and not in a good way. The comment abot wanting a "stupid woman" was the cherry on the notmytype sundae.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    08/20/09

    In reply to Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
    How Jennifer Aniston keeps herself sane with all this shit spinning, I have no idea. She must have a solid network of trusted friends or some superhuman self-awareness.
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    08/20/09

    @Penny: Both? In interviews, she does come off as really self-aware and grounded. And she apparently has a group of friends who have been with her forever, basically a surrogate family, and apparently, a very strong system of support. Which I guess is a good explanation for her great sense of humor about all the crap thrown in her direction by tabloids and the media in general.
    I kinda love her, can you tell?
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    Image of Lexican Lexican
    08/20/09

    @Penny: I was wondering who/what these sources are...walls? flies? her dog?? that bastard.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    08/20/09

    @Lexican: Norman the dog has probably made a fortune in selling tips to the paps. "The bitch didn't give me any treats last night, so I'll make up lies about her and Bradley Cooper!"
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    08/20/09

    In reply to Jen & Gerard Caught Kissing; VH1 Star Charged With Wife's Murder
    Claire Danes does Lady GaGa.
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