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    Image of ketamineKitty ketamineKitty
    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    in other news, you know how people in st barts be eatin their lobster like this: om nom nom nom...? #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    Stephen Fry is on Twitter?! Maybe it's not so bad after all. :) #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/31/09

    @amsci: He's great! Follow! If you didn't know, he also has a podcast. I swear, only Stephen Fry can get me to happily listen to 45 minutes on TV decency standards for a country in which I do not live. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    Really Speidi? Isn't that the douche calling the kettle a douche? #heidispencerjonkate
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    Why would a celebrity (I use that word loosely here, Scott Baio) respond to childish remarks with a childish remark about how the other person is childish?

    My head is spinning. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/31/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Twitter has served one purpose in my life so far. And that is to continually assume Scott Baio is dumber than a bag of hammers. #heidispencerjonkate
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    Image of Haystacks Haystacks
    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    Using a letter instead of a full word makes me disregard anything said.

    Hell, once I saw a Jez post where I did that, and I immediately lost all respect for myself. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    @Haystacks: U hav 2 4giv YRself. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    I always thought Spencer Pratt wore Ed Hardy sans-sarcasm. #heidispencerjonkate
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    I know it's cliche as hell, but I actually like Speidi's costumes. They know what they're doing... #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/31/09

    @EndangeredRed: Yeah, I kind of enjoyed it. I guess 2012 is too late. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    Either do I Matt Perry. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    If Jon and Kate briefly reunited tomorrow and dressed up as Spencer and Heidi, I think the universe would implode on itself. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    @bluewine: Or there'd at least be a rift in the space time continuum. Its science!
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    10/30/09

    @bluewine: They'd blow a hole in the douchebag continuum. #heidispencerjonkate
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    I want to be Stephen Fry when I grow up. I just need to add 2 inches in height and 50 I.Q. points. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Just wear heels and use big words. It's almost as good, I promise. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    @femme-bot: Ok, if you promise, but you're going to have to teach me to walk in the heels without breaking my neck. My wife will be too busy laughing her ass off to be of much help. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: I'm like Ms. Jay, runway coach. We can do it! I'll teach you to smize too!
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    "My voice is bigger than your voice!"

    I hope the "obsessed" haterz replied back with "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me." #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    Prepare to see a LOT of Jon & Kates this year... #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    @Tippi Hedren: Can you ever be prepared for that? #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Good point. I guess what I meant was: BRACE YOURSELF! #heidispencerjonkate
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    10/30/09

    @Tippi Hedren: Maybe that's Ed Hardy's motivation for latching onto Jon Gosselin. They're gonna rake in tons of $ from people buying those stupid ugly shirts for the costume. #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Excellent marketing strategy! #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    They should have gotten his sister (Stephanie? How do I know this) to take a potted plant to her head and go as Hailey Glassman (again, how do I know about so many useless people?) #heidispencerjonkate
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/30/09

    @sympathyforthebasementcat: It just seeps in doesn't it? #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    That picture should have a tag line that reads, Heidi and Spencer: Five Years From Now. #heidispencerjonkate
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    10/30/09

    In reply to Speidi Dress As Jon & Kate For Halloween
    I hate Heidi and Spencer...but that costume cracked me up.

    Also, what is wrong with Scott Baio and why it does it look like a 20 year-old frat guy running for President of his college wrote it? #heidispencerjonkate
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    10/30/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: Scott Baio is beyond logical. I think we should just ignore him from now on. Hard to believe he evolved into such a tool. #heidispencerjonkate
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