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    Image of jengrrrl jengrrrl
    09/08/09

    In reply to Pail Male
    My favorite thing about MM pap photos are how they make it seem like he is constantly either 1) at the beach, 2) riding a bike, 3) impregnating his lady friend.
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
    09/08/09

    In reply to Pail Male
    Why do people wear bandeau tops?

    They really don't look that great on anyone. They make your boobs look small, saggy, and often give you monoboob.

    Is there magic fairy money in them? Someone please explain.
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    greengrey promoted this comment Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! was starred Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! was unstarred
    Image of greengrey greengrey
    09/08/09


    @Lizard in the Wires is on Rails: Huh? I don't think they're unflattering. Not to mention, my goal isn't usually to make my tits look big.
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
    09/08/09


    @greengrey: They generally look okay in photoshoots but real life, not as much.

    I just don't think they ever really do much for anyone. I think it just cuts up the body weirdly.

    And if you have a larger chest, it seems like it would be less than supportive.
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    Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! was starred Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face! was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    09/08/09

    In reply to Pail Male
    "seed spreader"
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    09/08/09

    In reply to Pail Male
    Is she preggers again? Wow, that was fast!
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    badmutha was starred badmutha was unstarred
    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    09/08/09

    @badmutha: no, she's pregnant again. He's fast. who says weed makes you impotent?!
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    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was starred Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) was unstarred
    Image of That_little_attention_whore That_little_attention_whore
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    There's only one good movie about Pumas:
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    That_little_attention_whore was starred That_little_attention_whore was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    I'm sure that BOTH of Aniston's new movies will be awful.

    It is sad, actually, because with a title change and some really thoughtful dialogue / plot, the Puma film could have been interesting. I think the exploration of the older woman / younger male relationship provides a dynamic that can be enlightening, revealing and interesting.

    Too bad it is not in the hands of someone who would treat the theme with more respect.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    Why the hell does Jennifer want to make these awful films? It's not like she needs the money. She can afford to wait until a good script comes along.

    Yes, I'm cranky today. And overworked.
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    Edited by BlondeGoddess at 07/30/09 11:07 AM BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    I want a moratorium on the word cougar. It's so sexist, it makes me spit. And not in a good way.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    "Undercracker shop?" Is that another name for underwear? Because I am so going to start referring to it that way. "I can't talk right now. I have to throw some undercrackers in the wash."
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    Image of NOLA girl NOLA girl
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    I'm fairly sure that Val Kilmer has to pay taxes to New Jersey because he shot a film or something there. You have to pay income taxes in states where you work.
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    Image of KittyKittyCat KittyKittyCat
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    Oh dear, who wants to tell JLoHew that Twilight isn't real? I nominate BrutallyHonestBabes or morninggloria for their candor.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    I love my curves, I embrace them, but I have to walk a fine line. I think it comes down to being voluptuous, and if your body's a certain way, then things can go distasteful in a second… I love therapy!...

    eva mendes, weird stream-of-consciousness interview there, i guess you're voluptuous next to gwyneth paltrow or something...wow that was a great sandwich!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    It always struck me as funny that we refer to a secret baby as a "lovechild." "Love" doesn't necessarily need to be involved in the making of a baby. Maybe it was a "too much winechild" or a "revenge fuckchild."
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/30/09

    @morninggloria:What, and you can't love wine? Why do you have to judge what we have together?
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of FamaGloriaque FamaGloriaque
    07/30/09

    @morninggloria: A close friend of mine, a lesbian, has a "budweiser bisexuality"child.
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    Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) promoted this comment FamaGloriaque was starred FamaGloriaque was unstarred
    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    07/30/09

    @morninggloria:
    "too much winechild"
    I can say with confidence that this will be my future miniCrab.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    Everybody has unpaid taxes in NJ. It's part of the Governor's plan to close the budget gap: tell rich Hollywood types they owe NJ state income tax.
     Reply
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/30/09

    In reply to Jen Aniston's Cougar Flick; Assault Report Filed Against Mel Gibson
    Michelle, you wear whatever you want, but don't sell yourself short... you are looking good at 50.
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    NefariousNewt was starred NefariousNewt was unstarred
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