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Rihanna Kept Out Of Grammys; Lohan Headed To Haiti

• Apparently when Grammy Awards organizers say to be on time they mean it: Rihanna showed up a few minutes late and security guards wouldn't let her in the theater.

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Posh: I'm The Same Size As J.Lo; Real Housewives Star In Car Accident

• Victoria Beckham says the dresses in her fashion line are, "For women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer [Lopez] wore..."

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NBC Gives Conan Hefty Severance; Lindsay Makes Out With New Man

• Don't cry for Conan O'Brien. Sources say NBC is giving him a $32.5 million severance package. In return, Conan can't host another show until September and NBC gets to keep his characters, including Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.

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Nene & Kim Off RHOA? No Oscar For Oprah?

• Nene and Kim might get evicted from Real Housewives Of Atlanta?!?! Aren't they the most entertaining ones?

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Madonna's Son Is A Madonna Fan; Springsteen Supports Marriage Equality

• OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:

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Did Lindsay & Jason Segel Hook Up? Is Madonna Adopting Again?

• Wait wait wait wait. Did Lindsay Lohan spend the night at Jason Segel's house?

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He's _____ing Matt Damon

[New York, December 1. Image via Flynet]

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"I Work Right Over There. My Name Is On The Building."

[New York, November 7. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

White (Wo)Man's Burden: Madonna, Malawi, & Celebrity Activism

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City In Pink

[New York, October 26. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

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Another Secret Identity Joins Sterling Cooper

[New York, October 19. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married

• Someone broke into Kourtney Kardashian's home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [TMZ]

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"I'm A Little Teapot..."

[New York, October 10. Image via INFDaily.]

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Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies

• Kate Gosselin's lawyer, Mark Momjian, claims that Jon Gosselin is earning money outside of the family's TLC show and that Kate is entitled to a piece of it, especially after Jon drained the couple's joint bank account. [Radar]

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Heidi May (Or May Not) Have Given Birth; Mickey Defends Use Of Gay Slur

• Radar Online reports that Heidi Klum gave birth to her fourth child, a daughter named Lou Samuel, early this morning. Us however, insists it isn't true, but labor is imminent. This shouldn't be so complicated, people. [Radar Online, Us]

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Someone's Making A Scene

[New York, October 5. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

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Miley Lands Sex And The City; Kardashian Wedding Was A "Circus"

• Miley Cyrus will indeed be in Sex And The City 2:

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Arrest Made In Lindsay Robbery; Khloe Kardasian Hears Wedding Bells

• Someone's been arrested in the Lindsay Lohan home burglary case — and it's not Lindsay Lohan!

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Lindsay Flips At Fashion Event; Kanye Taking Time Off?

• Lindsay Lohan thew a fit at the G-Star runway show:

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Jon Gosselin Gets Rid Of Family Dogs; Chris Brown Begins Community Service

• Is Jon Gosselin trying to look bad? He's returned the two family dogs to the breeder. "Jon blames Kate for having to give up the dogs," says a source. "Of course, these days Jon blames Kate for just about everything."

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A Fine Bromance

[New York, September 15. Image via Bauer-Griffin]