The world of politics is insidery and circular, recycling, regurgitating, and retooling the same old thing before spitting it out with a new label. Case in point: last year's Romney family Halloween costumes, which hearken back to the 2008 election. I'm getting dizzy. I need to sit down.
As the 2012 political season heats up, it's important that we don't lose sight of what's really important in the election cycle: the fuckability levels of candidates' sons. Since Mitt Romney's got the sons with the squarest jawlines, let's start Decision 2012 with an epic Romney on Romney edition of Fuck, Marry, Kill.