• Reese Witherspoon announced today that she's engaged to Hollywood agent Jim Toth, but all is not well in Tinseltown; Rihanna and Matt Kemp have split because she's "over it."

• After four years and two babies, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are officially becoming the Richie-Maddens, which will affect how they file taxes. To celebrate, they held a tabloid bidding war on their wedding photos. Stars: they're just like us!

• A UK tabloid called News of the World is currently running terrifying pictures they claim are of Lindsay Lohan at a Hollywood party in 2007, shooting heroin in several images and kissing Paris Hilton in others.

[WEst Hollywood, June 26. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

• Jessica Biel reportedly wants to start having kids with boyfriend Justin Timberlake:

• In an explosive new interview, Courteney Cox reveals that while shooting Friends, she and Jennifer Aniston ate together every single day for 10 years, "And we always had the same thing — a Cobb salad..."

• According to this report, Jennifer Aniston wanted to lose weight before she flew to Hawaii to film Just Go With It with Adam Sandler and Nicole Kidman. So famed trainer Tracy Anderson put her on a "Baby Food Cleanse" program.

• Miley Cyrus, 17, is getting her own place.

• Jon Paul Buchmeyer, who worked as a publicist for Tyra Banks during her Inside Out book tour, has spilled some secrets about the Smize Queen in his new memoir:

• Sunday in Venice, Angelina Jolie went out with Brad Pitt, their six kids, and her father, Jon Voight.

• Pornstar/Tiger Woods mistress Joslyn James watched his apology live today at a press conference with lawyer Gloria Allred. James said she still wants, "An apology, one that was meaningful and that meant something, and I didn't hear none of that..."

• Today Lindsay Lohan denied Radar's report that Samantha Ronson beat, punched, and choked her. "This is become a bit much," she Tweeted. "Samantha R never raised a hand to me."

• Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: Not splitting up. According to sources. [TMZ, People, NYDN]
• Sources also say when Brad and Angelina had dinner in NY earlier this month, they drank a lot of wine. Then Brad told Angie:

• Shocker: Angelina Jolie's dialect coach, Howard Samuelsohn, says that story in In Touch about an affair is "total bullshit." Samuelsohn tells Radar:

• Lindsay Lohan's car struck a photographer early yesterday morning. Allegedly.

• After some pointless blather about terrorism and economic recovery during today's White House Press Briefing, Robert Gibbs addressed the question weighing most heavily on Americans' minds: Will the State of the Union preempt Lost's 3-hour season premiere?

[Sea Of Cortez, January 6. Image via Splash.]

• For the past week Casey Johnson's dogs have been living at Tila Tequila's house. The Johnson family sent Bijou Phillips and Nicky Hilton to retrieve them today, but Tila refused to give them up and now she's called the cops.

[Los Cabos, Mexico; January 5. Image via Splash.]