Jay-Z Calls Twerk Enthusiast Miley Cyrus ‘Old World's Worst Nightmare’
During a charmingly goofy Twitter Q&A in which the world learned that Jay-Z had a childhood love affair with Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, Hova was asked about some lyrics from his song "Somewhere In America" off Magna Carta Holy Grail: "Feds still lurking, They see I'm still putting work in/Cause somewhere in…
Sheer Shirts, Sparkly Speedos: Behind The Candelabra's Best Fashion
If you missed Michael Douglas and Matt Damon in Steven Soderbergh's Behind The Candelabra — which aired last night on HBO — you missed a glittery, gorgeous, gay old time. Well-directed with excellent performances, it unfurls like a crystal-encrusted mink cape — plush, shiny, fun and ridiculous. And the capes — as…
Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Channing Tatum May Gamble on Guys and Dolls
Ohmaaaaagaaaaa, Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon Levitt are in talks to be cast as the Guys — Skye Masterson and Nathan Detroit respectively — in the Fox remake of Joseph L. Mankiewicz's 1955 movie musical Guys and Dolls. Which is kind of as perfect as it's gonna get without old-school Marlon Brando steaming up the…
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Still Don't Want Kids, But Thanks For Persisting to Ask Them
They've said it before, but naturally people keep asking them, so Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres will say it again. They are not having kids. Don't want them, don't need them, it'll be just the two of them and their adorable seasonal wardrobes. Thank you, come again.
Beyonce Doesn't Like Labels But 'I'm a Modern-Day Feminist, I Guess'
While she's been a lightning rod for claims of both feminism and anti-feminism (particularly since announcing her Mrs. Carter World Tour), Beyoncé has tended in the past to steer clear of the F-word that's put so many female celebrities in the hot seat. Until now, at least. Bey tells Vogue UK in a cover interview for…
Helen Mirren Scolds Sam Mendes For Dude-Laden Thank You Speech
Yo, Helen Mirren! Can I watch you have a cognac and take notes on how to be a woman? K thanks. During her speech after receiving her Legend Award at the Empire Movie Awards last night, Mirren drew attention to fellow award recipient Sam Mendes' sausage-fest of thank yous and inspirations. (Specifically: PT Anderson,…
Jennifer Aniston and Her Huge, Huge Engagement Ring Are Planning Their Wedding
The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature…
James Franco Has No Gag Reflex
So James Franco deep-throats a pistol in
J.K. Rowling's newest novel,
James Franco and The Cavernous Sexual Ambiguity
the upcoming Harmony Korine film Spring Breakers. Details interviews Franco this month, and its reporter recalls another instance of a Franco onscreen blowjob in his NYU student film The Broken Tower.
This One Time, Kourtney Kardashian Dribbled Some Breast Milk Onto Kim's Leg
This is actually what Gen. Kurtz is referring to when he cries "The horror, the horror!" at the end of Heart Of Darkness: the exploits of the Klardashiarns take a bizarre turn on the upcoming episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami when Kourtney Kardashian dribbles some fresh breast milk onto Kim Kardashian's…
Matt Damon Gets Revenge, Takes Over Jimmy Kimmel Live
It's been a long running gag for Jimmy Kimmel to end his show by bumping A-list actor/very important person Matt Damon, always saying "Apologies to Matt Damon, we've run out of time," but no more. Sick of showing up to the show only to sit and wait in the greenroom all night, Damon finally got his revenge last night…
Liberace Biopic Found Home at HBO After Being Dubbed 'Too Gay' By Every Studio in Hollywood
So sometimes, on this here third rock from the sun, a thing happens when a man will fall in love with and/or be sexually attracted to another man or a woman will fall in love with and/or be sexually attracted to another woman. Often, this is called "being a gay person" (ˈbē(-i)ŋ ā ˈgā ˈpər-sən) and it occurs rather…
Taylor Swift Tries to Convince You She's a Badass Rocker in New Video
America's golden daughter Taylor Swift, who turned 23 yesterday, is growing up and wants to prove it. Subsequently, she copped some rocker shit (stringy pink-tipped wig! Taylor Momsen eye makeup!) for the brand-new "I Knew You Were Trouble" video, which features some bubblegum Sid and Nancyish antics opposite the…
The Holy Union of Ice and Coco Is Being Torn Asunder
NOOOO! The Greatest Love of All, that of Ice-T and his wife Coco Austin, is going through a rough patch after some photos emerged of Coco dancing with and face-kissing another man, a rapper named AP.9. First, Mrs. -T took to Twitter to downplay it. "Woke up to people in a panic about some pics (sic),please guys I'm…

