Terrible News: Matthew 'Dallas' McConaughey Won't Be in Magic Mike XXL

Sorry ladies, but the ass-less chaps worn by Matthew McConaughey must go to another nearly nude actor — “Alright Alright Alright” dropped out of Magic Mike XXL. Don’t worry though, I’m sure the producers will find another succulent man to tickle our fancies since the storyline and the acting certainly won’t.
Outraged Fans Want Matt Bomer and Alexis Bledel Cast in 50 Shades
An online petition to recast the upcoming Fifty Shades of Grey movie currently has more than 20,000 signatures and counting. In case you haven't been raptly following the Fifty Shades of Grey casting process (in which case, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?), filmmakers announced this week that Charlie Hunnam and Dakota…
Self-Proclaimed Troll Zach Galifianakis To Wed Tall Blonde Princess
Shrill, polarizing funnyman Zach Galifianakis just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend Quinn Lundberg and the couple's already planning the nuptials for August 11th. Lundberg is the co-founder of Growing Voices, a non-profit organization that connects international donors to community-based projects.
Jennifer Aniston is Going to Beat Angelina Jolie to the Altar if it Kills Her
You may think that Jennifer Aniston is totally cool with the impending nuptials of her ex-husband Brad Pitt and manhunter extraordinaire Angelina Jolie, but anonymous sources know better and say it's just a ruse so she can get a head start on trumping their happiness by getting married to Justin Theroux first. With no…
Angelina Jolie Must Be Thrilled That Billy Bob Thornton is Making a Movie About Her
When most people break up with someone there are a few months of Facebook relationship demotions, awkward run-ins and a feverish return to the gym so that you can look hotter first before it all fades into an unpleasant memory. But not so for celebrities, who can be reminded of their past mistakes on an ongoing global…
