I guess it was only a matter of time before someone took Madonna's life and added a few onomatopoeic sound effects:
- Kelly Osbourne, the new face of the tween-focused Macy's line to which Madonna licensed her image, says Lourdes Leon "is the sweetest girl. She's the most unaffected, well-mannered, well-brought up, sweet, loving, caring, normal girl I've ever met in her situation." And of all people, we suppose Kelly Osbourne — who…
"Dance 4 A Chance to Meet Madonna!" blared signs all over the Broadway Dance Center where, at 8 Thursday morning, dancers lined up to do just that.
Obviously the Material Girl line is all about attitude, because we can barely see any clothes in this image, and Taylor won't stop yelling at us with her eyes. But here's what's even stranger:
Madonna's daughter Lourdes has started a fashion blog in promotion of Material Girl, the pair's line for Macy's.
"I hate the term 'empower,' because it's so wrongly appropriated by, for example, strippers, but she really did empower me, because she just took power so unapologetically... I've never before or since seen anyone like that." [Salon]
- An Israeli nationalist group is very concerned about Bar Refaeli's relationship with goy Leo DiCaprio. According to the LA Times, the group's director "has nothing against Mr. DiCaprio, who I have no doubt is a talented actor." [via Gawker]