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    Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable

    Halloween: Are You In Or Are You Out (Of Costume)?
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    Image of amowls amowls
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    Yesterday I went to a Halloween party dressed normally and people asked me what I was and I said, "Myself. People choose costumes based on what they secretly want to be, and I want to be myself."


    That's total BS though, I was just too lazy to change into my 5th Element costume.

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    Image of Saltine Saltine
    10/31/08

    @amowls: Such a great movie.. are you going to be leelu? the diva? someone else?
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    Image of CollegeBookworm CollegeBookworm
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    I'm going as Hermione Granger, and yes, the slutty version. I'm in college, that's how it is. Also, the only pleated skirt I own is a mini.
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    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    I'm going as Jessica Rabbitt and my boyfriend is going as Eddie Valient. I'm going to freeze my ass off and only children of the 80's are going to understand. But whatevs.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    I'm bummed by how unoriginal people have gotten with Halloween. Zero effort, zero creativity. And these people are rich so they could even PAY someone to come up with a good costume.


    I'd rather be something weird and obscure that I had to explain than sweat all night and be uncomfortable and dumb looking in some $60 PVC costume out of a bag.

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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    I bet Lydia Heart's PRESS! hat wasn't even part of a costume. She probably put it on when she wrote her column/spoke to the real journalist who then ghost-wrote her column. Because that's what real newspapers reporters wear and Freelance Journalists wear, right?
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    10/31/08

    @heykoukla: Uh, Hearst not Heart...
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    Image of bigleggedwoman bigleggedwoman
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    Ashlane Gorse has not been working on her merit badges much, has she? What have the Girl Scouts come to? I had my damn sash full o' badges.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    Kim Kardashian and Lydia Hearst Shaw do sexy well, but as has been noted so many times, that's all Halloween is about for women anymore.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    10/31/08

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    I'm going as Blossom tonight! I will never participate in Slutoween!
    Never!
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    What is Kris Jenner supposed to be? She appears to be some sort of Sexy Soviet soldier, but I thought she was sexy Nazi (gasp!) at first glance.
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    Image of SmritaPraeconinus SmritaPraeconinus
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    I'm dressed up like a giant, fully-functioning box of Franzia wine today (had the idea before it was posted on Jezebel!) and calling myself "Jane Winebox."

    My boss wore a suit with blood all over it and a knife stuck in it, with a sign on his head that said "concept." He was a killed concept. Genius.
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    10/31/08

    @SmritaPraeconinus: you work in advertising/design?
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    Image of SmritaPraeconinus SmritaPraeconinus
    10/31/08

    @ineffable.me: Yeah, I work at an ad agency. Our ideas get killed by account CONSTANTLY. The account people just kind of awkwardly laughed at the costume.
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    Image of ineffable.me ineffable.me
    10/31/08

    @SmritaPraeconinus: haha. figured.
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    Image of JLady JLady
    10/31/08

    @SmritaPraeconinus: A woman I work with is dressed up as Joe the Plumber and it's pretty amazing. She even has a tool belt and a list of generic facts.
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    Image of nex0s nex0s
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    I really like Kim's WW outfit - except for the black tights! They are upsetting me! Nude tights lady! NUDE! Don't be ashamed of your gorgeous thighs!
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    Image of jfk1624 jfk1624
    10/31/08

    @nex0s: Word. I don't know much about this girl, but it is really nice to see somebody with real thighs. She looks cute.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    10/31/08

    @nex0s: Yes! FAIL b/c of the black tights. They should be dark tan sparkly industrial strength nylon like Lynda Evans used to wear. Wonder Woman's thighs should shine.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    I dressed up for years as Amelia Earhart. My dad was/is a pilot and I always used his flight jacket.


    Thank God the slutoween phase hadn't kicked in yet.

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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    10/31/08

    @TaraIncognita: But then you could just go as...slutty Ameliea Earhart.


    However, I might steal the Amelia Earhart idea for next year (the normal version, not the slutty one)

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    Image of braak braak
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    Is Lydia Hearst at both of these parties? With two different hair colors?


    She looks better in red, I think.

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    Image of musie musie
    10/31/08

    @braak: I was totally confused for a bit, even going as far as googling to see if somehow there were two Lydia Hearst (cousins?). Slow day...
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    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    10/31/08

    @musie: Cause they're cousins! Identical cousins and you'll find you can lose your mind, when COUSINS ARE TWO OF A KIND...
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    Image of trixie_talbot trixie_talbot
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    Since when was 'scary' not the dress code for Halloween? You have the rest of the year to be sexy, people! Let's get the gore costumes out. Samara (from The Ring) being my personal favourite...
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    Image of JLady JLady
    10/31/08

    @trixie_talbot: I'm being a cat burglar this year. It's easy, comfy and not slutty. Also, people think it's hilarious (maybe also scary if I actually stole things?)
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    Image of Thistledew Thistledew
    10/31/08

    In reply to Celebs In Costume At "Masquerades" Are Totally Recognizable
    I think Lance Bass is sort of trying to be witty? I think his robe is supposed to be tied to High School Musical, so it's kind of like old teen sensation does new teen sensation.
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    Image of jemandtheholograms jemandtheholograms
    10/31/08

    @Thistledew: That is very astute of you. I totally thought he was just lazy.
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