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    Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    Ok, Snoop cooking is just totally making my crush on him worse. He can come over and make mashed potatoes for me anytime.
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    Image of RedVelvetCake RedVelvetCake
    11/18/08

    @Red-headed bookworm:


    Glad I'm not the only one who thinks he's cute. And I'm not into the rap/hip-hop scene at all.

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    11/18/08

    @RedVelvetCake: Snoop is DREAMY. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.


    His willingness to be totally random makes him amazing. Things like this:



    + Watch video





    and this:
    [buzzworthy.mtv.com]


    make him the world's greatest celebrity.
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    11/18/08

    @sequined: Dude! That's even cooler. He totally needs to lead a chicken dance at an Oktoberfest sometime. He just seems like he would be cool to hang out with. Fun and a bit silly.
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    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    With a mixer? Doesn't Martha own a food mill? Ina Garten does, and she made a yummy looking celeriac/apple mash in her last show. No need to use electricity when your own strength will do.
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    11/18/08

    @brendastarlet: Ina is the best. In my next life I want to be just like her, entertaining fabulous floral arranging lovelies during the week, making chickens on Friday when my Jeffrey comes home, and having mimosas and blackberry-stuffed cream-cheese something-or-others on Saturday.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    that is the single best TV clip EVAR, fo'shizzle
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    Image of St. Francis of a Sissy St. Francis of a Sissy
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    When I still had a Myspace page, instead of a photo of myself, I had a picture of Martha Stewart learning to rap from P. Diddy.


    I think that said more about me than a photo of myself does.

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    11/18/08

    @St. Francis of a Sissy: Unless you have a photo of yourself that clearly says "awesome, hilarious, and amazing," then you are correct.
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    Doesn't Snoop have his own cooking show? or is that someone else?
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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    11/18/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: If he doesn't he should. He's absolutely right about skins on the potato and mashing by hand.
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    Image of RomanaTwo RomanaTwo
    11/18/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Coolio!
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    Image of SisterMaryMartha SisterMaryMartha
    11/18/08

    @RomanaTwo: Aha!
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    Image of missbananafish missbananafish
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    Martha is the shit, yo. I love how she says she loves rap, and actually does.


    I'm not a big turkey fan, so my thanksgiving plate is just about half potatoes and half stuffing. There might be a vegetable in there depending on what's offered. If there's a sweet potato casserole, then it's just a big pile of carbs on that plate. And then the pumpking pie, and a 3 day nap.

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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    11/18/08

    @missbananafish: Pumpkin Pie Three Day Nap is my new band name.
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    11/18/08

    @Hamsterpants: do you guys sing "ode to my whipped cream"? Because I love that song.
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    11/18/08

    @Hamsterpants: Wild Rice sounds like a good song name
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    11/18/08

    @dianersb: @AuntieEm: Our big hit is "Let Me Stuff You With My Love Cornbread".
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/18/08

    @missbananafish: We don't have Thanksgiving here (different country, obvs.), but we have hangi, which is kind of similar. Basically food cooked in a pit, it was the meal of my childhood. And because I'm vegetarian, that always meant a plate full of potatoes, kumara, taro, and stuffing. Carb what?
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    Image of sequined sequined
    11/18/08

    @Hamsterpants: That's the top song on my iTunes "most played" list. It's great for the gym. Also for sexin'.
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    Image of minnesara minnesara
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    Snoop was on Conan last night. He was hilarious. Conan showed a picture of Snoop and Willie Nelson, in Amsterdam, on 4/20, which I am sure he was still celebrating. He then talked about how he cries when the football team he coaches loses. He is hilarious.
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    11/18/08

    @minnesara: Snoop and Conan together would make all of my ladyparts die from the exertion of being SO FUCKING THRILLED. My hormones would be racing around trying to figure out what to do, who to attack first, and I'd just collapse in a puddle.
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    Image of shewar shewar
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    Hell yeah Snoop, it's all about the dirty mash. With an entire stick of butter.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    Snoop Dogg gets it Crack-A-Lacking with Martha Stewart is a sentence I never thought I would read.


    If this was a reality show- I WOULD WATCH IT EVERY DAY.

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    Image of blueVamp blueVamp
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    ball til you fall


    words to live by.

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/18/08

    @blueVamp: Chuchi? [Totally spelled wrong, I know. But funny nonetheless]
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    Image of leesie leesie
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    I've always loved Martha--this makes me love her even more. Hahaha!


    I met her once and she was totally funny and charming.


    And Snoop! Wish he had shared his gin and juice recipe.

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/18/08

    @leesie: She is always so onto it; such a quick and dry sense of humour! Even with those creepy Thanksgiving Baby outfits she had on once. Loves it!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    I was hoping he'd teach her how to Crip Walk.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    11/18/08

    @morninggloria: OMG, again you remind me how awesome you are
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was starred AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    11/18/08

    @morninggloria: As if she doesn't already know how. Martha's hardcore - she's done more time than he has! And of the two of them, is the only one still banned from the UK.
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    Image of brendastarlet is on it brendastarlet is on it
    11/18/08

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: did you see DWTS last night? Warren Sapp taught Dancmastr Len Goodman how to do the shake. Hysteria ensued.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    11/18/08

    @morninggloria: @evil_green_eyes: but she does a mean "white girl shuffle", very northwoods, we should go get boozified sometime and have her demo it
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    Image of sequined sequined
    11/18/08

    @brendastarlet: I have missed some television GOLD lately! What is my PROBLEM??
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    Image of BeAgrestic BeAgrestic
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    God, I love Martha Stewart so much right now!
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    Image of LBB LBB
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    This is the most awesome thing Martha Stewart has ever done. Fo shizzle.
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    11/18/08

    @LBB says YES WE DID!: I dunno, Martha with Busta Rhymes wearing a dress was pretty sweet too.

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    Image of La Madrugada La Madrugada
    11/18/08

    In reply to Snoop Dogg Gets It Crack-A-Lackin With Martha Stewart
    The last time I looked like that when I made mashed potatoes there was a bong involved.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    11/18/08

    @La Madrugada: Heh. Snoop and Martha have the ideal symbiotic relationship - he needs to smoke the chronic and she needs to make delicious snacks. What more does anyone require?
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    11/18/08

    @Hamsterpants: Me, hanging with them, smoking and chowing.
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