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    Look Into My Eyes

    Spinach In Teeth? Skirt In Pantyhose? If You See Something, Say Something!

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    Image of o-line o-line
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    This is what my face would look like if I tried that vibrating mascara wand. #maxfactormascaraads
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    These are the notes I took during that super boring compliance meeting last week. #maxfactormascaraads
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    10/20/09

    @morninggloria: i think we are looking into some revealing doodles of Sal's that he created during last weeks staff meeting at Sterling Cooper. #maxfactormascaraads
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    Crackers In Bed was starred Crackers In Bed was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    Cousin tit. #maxfactormascaraads
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    mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was starred mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it was unstarred
    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    Nice rendering of a yeti's butthole. #maxfactormascaraads
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    Edited by AndPreciousLittleofThat at 10/20/09 12:42 PM AndPreciousLittleofThat was starred AndPreciousLittleofThat was unstarred
    Image of egg cream egg cream
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    This looks like the cover of a '70s YA supernatural mystery. It makes me homesick for the library.
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    Kivrin promoted this comment Edited by egg cream at 10/20/09 12:34 PM egg cream was starred egg cream was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    This looks like a close-up of Cousin It or something. Which is kind of messed up and awesome all at the same time. #maxfactormascaraads
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    Edited by BetteD at 10/20/09 12:26 PM BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    So cool! Reminds me of a "Beowulf" cover. But, yeah, not mascara. #maxfactormascaraads
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    Kivrin promoted this comment OneTwoPunch was starred OneTwoPunch was unstarred
    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    This looks like the spell book in "Hocus Pocus," except made out of human hair instead of skin. #maxfactormascaraads
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    Image of gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy gerbilsoutofexile...is cheap and easy
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    Now that's really giving someone the "hairy eyeball." #maxfactormascaraads
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    Image of legs benedict legs benedict
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    How can I look into your eyes if you only have one (as far as I can see in this ad)? I mean, maybe the second eye is totally obscured by these crazy lashes. #maxfactormascaraads
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    Kivrin promoted this comment legs benedict was starred legs benedict was unstarred
    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    10/20/09

    In reply to Look Into My Eyes
    That ad was apparently drawn by the goth guy in my high school art class.
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    Edited by Kivrin at 10/20/09 12:06 PM Kivrin was starred Kivrin was unstarred
    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    10/20/09

    I doodle lines like that when I'm really bored in lecture. Who knew it could be put to good use? #maxfactormascaraads
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    Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was starred Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. was unstarred
    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    10/20/09

    @Kivrin: Ha! Oh, woe is me. #maxfactormascaraads
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    Kivrin promoted this comment OneTwoPunch was starred OneTwoPunch was unstarred
    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    10/20/09

    @Kivrin: i was just coming here to say i should have saved my art class masterpieces, if i had know an art director from max factor would have wanted to use them to shill mascara! #maxfactormascaraads
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    05/07/09

    In reply to Spinach In Teeth? Skirt In Pantyhose? If You See Something, Say Something!
    When I was quite a bit younger, I worked at a Japanese restaurant that had fancy tatami rooms. Customers who sat in the rooms had to remove their shoes. We noticed that one of the pairs of shoes had toilet paper trailing from it, and it was on display where everyone in the whole restaurant could see it. When that table got up and left, EVERYONE there was watching to see what the poor woman would do. She turned red and said "let's just go right now". Some people even clapped. It was pretty bad.
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    Image of tomatoheart tomatoheart
    05/07/09

    In reply to Spinach In Teeth? Skirt In Pantyhose? If You See Something, Say Something!
    At starbucks a few months ago, a woman in line in front of me had a pencil skirt on that had split up to her lower butt cheeks. You could see her ass because she was wearing a thong, which was also slightly visible. No one was saying anything and everyone was staring at her ass, especially as she bent over the counter to talk to the barista. I came up behind her and quietly said "Do you know your skirt has split really high?" She got PISSED off at me and said "Yes I know, what the hell can I do about it? I have an interview in 10 minutes" And I was like, well maybe not bend over the counter? Also there's a Macy's 2 blocks away that might have something you could throw on.


    So weird. I couldn't believe how mad she got and it freaked me out.

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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    05/07/09

    In reply to Spinach In Teeth? Skirt In Pantyhose? If You See Something, Say Something!
    Last nite, the guy I'm seeing had a piece of food in his teeth the whole nite. But I sat on the other side of him on the couch so it never bothered me. I just couldn't tell him! I dunno why!
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    05/07/09

    In reply to Spinach In Teeth? Skirt In Pantyhose? If You See Something, Say Something!
    YES. Last November, I walked out of a cafe in Paris with my dress tucked into my tights. It took about five blocks of walking for me to realize that people weren't looking at me funny because I was American. (Though, I guess, in a way, they were.)


    No one said a thing, in French or English. Merde!

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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    05/07/09

    @queenieinmanhattan: I had this happen to me, but a plumber driving past told me. It happened on the way home too. I ditched the dress after that.
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    Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane was starred Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane was unstarred
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