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    Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares

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    11/25/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    This is much better than my family's idea of a witty Christmas, which would probably involve several farting gifts from Spencer's and a No Fat Chicks t-shirt.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    The Row's prices would make more sense if the clothes were made out of, I don't know, antique silk or RPattz's hair woven into fabric. But it's just JERSEY! That's expensive T-shirt material.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    The price of the glasses is not too bad. I'm all about cost per wear and those those frames will last for a while but the earrings? No.
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    11/25/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: It's true about the glasses. And they are wonderful. If I made maybe a smidgen more money than I do now I'd opt for them.
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    11/25/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: They look exactly like my glasses, which are Ray-Ban sunglasses with the sunglasses taken out and clear prescription lenses put in. And I reckon that's a cheaper option than this pair... just a tip=)
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    11/25/09

    @clochette:

    Very clever. Back when I use to receive a salary I had to get new frames. The ones I picked happened to be Oliver Peoples and I love them.

    I don't mind paying more for something that is on my face 50% of the day.

    #tips
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    11/25/09

    @nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Oh my, I'm so jealous. Oliver Peoples frames are to die for. My current obsession is with this range:
    [www.prismlondon.com]

    Designed by this woman:
    [www.garancedore.fr]
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    For $1700, those pants had better come with a damn clit-warmer.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Barney's, you say witty,
    and I say shitty
    Let's call the whole thing off!

    Seriously, fuck you, and your popped collar crock-block shirt too!
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    I'm excited to do the "Find this Look for Less" feature on this catalogue for my internship. Should be super easy!!
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Dodai makes the big blogger dollars while I pull down my commenter nada because she can come up with words like "floordrobe."
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    I'm pretty sure I can find those sun/moon $2900 earrings for $10 max at the local craft fair.
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    11/24/09

    @MargaretMoony: lollercoaster, I just thought the same thing. Anything sun/moon related = 429784732 of them at any craft fair.
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    11/24/09

    @MargaretMoony: Doesn't make me want them any less, but does ensure that I'll be trolling craft fairs for lookalikes.
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    11/24/09

    @madeofawesome: Oh, not saying they aren't pretty, just saying that you could find something like them for ALOT less.
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    11/24/09

    @MargaretMoony: Shoot, boo, I could probably make them myself. And better. Eff you, Barney's.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Oh, Barneys. You can pretend to be witty, you cannot pretend to be relevant.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Also, you, Dodai, are witty beyond imagination.

    I shall be sending you a $25 Barneys gift card.

    Do they make those?
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    11/25/09

    @Penny: I know they make $50s, which are just as pointless...
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    11/25/09

    @MyNameIsChris: You can use it in their awesome cosmetics department though. Their fragrance selection is truly amazing, so it never hurts to have a gift card to make a dent in your bill.
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    11/25/09

    @Tchotchke: That's true... and usually is difficult to finally drag my wife from there. Also, to be fair, the vast majority of the clothing at Barney's (at least in the men's section) isn't quite as ridiculously priced as the items they tend to put in the catalog.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    I don't care if that cardigan and tank top were made by blind French monks, there is absolutely no way that you can justify the $490 and $225 price tags. Bamboo jersey (the fabric they are made of) does not cost that much, nor does the manufacturing of those garments--not even in the same ballpark. Another $715 says they fall apart after the first washing.
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    11/25/09

    @Tchotchke: "Washing," my foot, they're probably Dry Clean Only.
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    11/25/09

    @VirginiaDentata: Hahaha, so true! But they might not even stand up to dry cleaning. A lot of garments fall apart after going to the dry cleaner's.

    That said, I really, really like the earrings in the first picture.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    I can't get past how much I love that font. Wonder if they created that in-house?
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    11/24/09

    @Penny: The Barney's font? Yeah, it's quite graceful. I am much less charitable towards the "edgy" slab font they're using for the designer's names, however.
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    11/25/09

    @Penny: it's a font called Hollywood Hills, you can download it on dafont.com for free, it's done by ShyFonts.

    There's a whole bunch of forms of it that they mixed up at random to create that look.

    I'm kind of a font obsesser. It's a problem, I'm admitting it and dealing with it.
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    11/25/09

    @theCrippleCricket: Thanks! I like fonts a lot (and love dafont) but they tend to overwhelm me a bit. We use Veer a lot at work and I love experimenting with their fonts :-)
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    11/25/09

    @Penny: Oooh I could spend all day oogling...
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    What would the Board of Ed say if I suggested LOLFoundingFathers on a teaching job interview? Would they think it's a clever way to integrate our modern times into the teaching of American history? Or would they tell me that I was the reason for the decline of education in America? I don't know, but I'm tempted to find out!
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Did they have to photoshop out a chunk of her head for that pompadour? I do not believe that that is where most people's skulls stop.
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    11/24/09

    In reply to Barneys: Wooing With Witticisms & Wallet-Emptying Wares
    Dodai this is...FUCKING AWESOME. I laughed out loud several times. You are WAY wittier than the witty preps at Barney's and their stupid witty Christmas.
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