- When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.
- Lindsay Lohan scoffs at the idea of rehab, compares herself to Marilyn Monroe. [PageSix]
- The photo accompanying gossip columnist Cindy Adams' item about Mary Stuart Masterson is completely horrifying. Also, Bruce Willis is not dating Courtney Love. [NYPost, 1st, 7th items]
Speaking of Courtney, she did not lose 52…