• Hailey Glassman's claim on The Insider that Jon Gosselin emotionally abused her was actually made up by Jon himself. A source said, "Jon and Hailey get paid for their appearances on these shows and they need the money..."

• When Carrie Prejean said she was against gay marriage because "that's how I've been raised by my mother" she wasn't kidding. During her parents divorce, both parents hurled accusations of homosexuality at the other side.

Today on WNYC's Leonard Lopate Show guest host Kerry Nolan talked with actress Mary Stuart Masterson about her directorial debut The Cake Eaters, which opens today in limited release.

• Brad Pitt's mom was supposed to move into the Long Island estate where the posse is staying while Angelina Jolie films Salt, but Angelina has reportedly nixed the idea.

• Lindsay Lohan scoffs at the idea of rehab, compares herself to Marilyn Monroe. [PageSix]
• The photo accompanying gossip columnist Cindy Adams' item about Mary Stuart Masterson is completely horrifying. Also, Bruce Willis is not dating Courtney Love. [NYPost, 1st, 7th items]

  Speaking of Courtney, she did not lose 52…