The noted tabloid duality of Jennifer Aniston—beautiful, charismatic millionaire actress or SAD CRONE FISHWIFE FROM THE LAND OF THE UNLOVED WOMEN?!!!—finally comes to an end soon because she's planning her wedding to Justin Theroux. Yes, folks, the dude who was on one episode of Sex and The City as a premature…

If Black Swan is dark and makes ballet look totally terrifying, The Nutcracker provides a nice balance: dark in its own way but makes ballet look totally fun. We're hoping Ana Gasteyer's daughter only saw one of the above.

At the 7th Annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards, the entire animal kingdom was on display. Fur-frowners will have plenty to complain about, but believe us, amongst this star-studded gang there was something to offend — and please — everyone!

The Cinema Society & OC Concept screening of RED, at The Museum of Modern Art, was a treat: Dame Helen looked smokin', and Mary-Louise Parker's bizarre dress, alone, is worth a look!

On Sunday's premiere of HBO's Boardwalk Empire, an actress wore a pubic wig to compensate for her own modern aesthetic. Mostly, merkins are employed to sidestep more restrictive MPAA ratings, but our collection of famous fake fur is still NSFW.

A source claims that Madonna is "absolutely obsessed" with Lady Gaga and wants Gaga to open her next world tour.[NewsoftheWorld]

The 38th AFI Life Achievement Award at Culver City's Sony Pictures Studios honored legendary director, comedian (and, ahem, University of Chicago alum) Mike Nichols. Obviously, everyone came out to honor him: not just Beatty and Spielberg, but Portman, Parker, Cher...

• ABC is developing a daytime talk show for Tori Spelling.

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• Has Lindsay Lohan turned over a new leaf? She says she's "going to India soon, before Thanksgiving hopefully," to film a BBC documentary on the trafficking of women and children.