Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy Are Reportedly Engaged

SOUND THE ALARMS WEDDING BELLS. The feeling that's welling up inside you is one of shock and excitement, as Us Weekly is reporting that "sources" say Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend Olivier Sarkozy, brother of former French President Nicolas Sarkozy, are to be wed. » 2/28/14 5:30pm 2/28/14 5:30pm

Mary-Kate and Ashley Cast 65-Year-Old Model for Pre-Fall Lookbook

Of the three models who appear in the pre-fall 2014 lookbook for The Row, the youngest is 39. Not only are the Olsens' casting choices incredibly progressive for an industry that practically deifies youth, but it also brilliantly demonstrates just how timeless the 27-year-old twins' style really is. » 1/09/14 12:30pm 1/09/14 12:30pm

Carrie Underwood Prays For Everyone Who Hated Her in Sound of Music

Carrie Underwood has responded to the harsh public reaction to her less-than-impressive performance in the deeply unimpressive Sound of Music, Live!: "Plain and simple: Mean people need Jesus," she Tweeted. "They will be in my prayers tonight... 1 Peter 2:1-25." » 12/09/13 9:10am 12/09/13 9:10am

Nigella Lawson Walks Out On Alleged Domestic Abuser Charles Saatchi

The appearance of moving men taking boxes out of the home where Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson share with their kids — about two weeks after photos of Saatchi choking Lawson in a restaurant were printed in the Evening Standard — may signify that the TV chef's ten-year marriage to 70-year-old Saatchi has come to an… » 6/28/13 9:00am 6/28/13 9:00am

Jennifer Lawrence Is a Chihuahua on the Red Carpet, Says Jennifer…

According to a cover interview she just did with the U.K. magazine Fabulous, Jennifer Lawrence apparently isn't as into her myriad Jennifer Lawrence-isms as we are. Her family's keeping her feet on the ground ("My family is not the kind of family that would ever let me turn into an asshole or anything like that, so I'm … » 3/29/13 9:00am 3/29/13 9:00am

Kate Middleton Having a Girl, Everyone Screams!

Although Kate Middleton and Prince William have only told their parents the sex of their baby, a slip of the tongue made it clear that Kate might be playing uteran hostess—I picture it as an upscale B&B, complete with L'Occitane bath products and tiny decorative soaps and a Jonathan Adler guestbook—to a tiny future… » 3/06/13 9:00am 3/06/13 9:00am

Ryan Seacrest Is 'Scared' of Julianne Hough Because of Her Epic Hulk…

I just totally like these people. I don't know why. I think maybe it's because of Joel McHale making fun of Ryan Seacrest on The Soup all the time, and Julianne Hough being forced to partner with Adam Carolla on DWTS? Like, he must be kind of a good sport, and she must be the most patient apple pie on earth. Am I… » 1/31/13 8:00pm 1/31/13 8:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Mary-Kate's Engaged to That French Dude Twice…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we snort lines of gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, everyone's been really busy. Brandi Glanville has a lot to say about her new surgically-enhanced vagina; Kanye West is Jon Snow; Nicki Minaj's boyfriend got a blow job in a closet from a porn… » 1/30/13 2:50pm 1/30/13 2:50pm

Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle East

After being roundly chastised for having—I mean, I guess, kind of—an opinion of sorts on the Israel-Palestine conflict and Tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian is going to make it up to the people of the Middle East by visiting Kuwait and Bahrain, and she's "determined" to learn about the conflict. She is also planning to… » 11/20/12 9:00am 11/20/12 9:00am

Mila Kunis Begs Macaulay Culkin to Go to Rehab from Ashton Kutcher Sex …

The systematic destruction of Kevin McAllister rolls cruelly on: Everyone knows that the second most irrefutable fact of the world, immediately below "water is wet," is that there is almost nothing worse than receiving a concerned phone call from an ex, as well-intentioned as they may be. Raise to the tenth power when… » 8/17/12 9:00am 8/17/12 9:00am

The French Press Are Making Fun of Olivier Sarkozy for Dating…

Despite being taller and better-looking than his older half-brother Nicolas, Olivier Sarkozy has been snickered at by the French press and roundly derided as "the little French lover" ever since he made a half-twist can-opener splash in the tabloids for his burgeoning romance with Mary-Kate Olsen, whom some of you might… » 7/22/12 11:55pm 7/22/12 11:55pm

Tara Reid Hospitalized In France, The Dude is En Route With Ransom…

It's just been announced that a few days ago Bunny Lebowski was brought to the hospital in Nice, France with a case of acute pancreatitis—and, according to her Twitter, a Jet Ski-related back injury. She will have to remain in the hospital until she's fully recovered, but her condition isn't life-threatening. Up until… » 7/21/12 11:30am 7/21/12 11:30am

Hoda Kotb Will Probably, Maybe Get Ann Curry’s Job

It looks like Hoda Kotb is emerging as the favorite to take over for Ann Curry, who is supposedly leaving/being kicked off of NBC's Today A-team. A source said, "Hoda scores off the charts in focus groups, and the audience can relate to her," which seems like just the sort of thing morning show producers rub their… » 6/24/12 11:00am 6/24/12 11:00am

Zooey Deschanel Hosts a Manic Pixie Dream Girl Contest

Unfortunately, Zooey Deschanel's first SNL outing got trampled under the stampede of Whitney Houston news, but the show did feature some funny sketches (as well as a Nicolas Cage cameo), including a talk show devoted to those celebrities most revered for their occasionally endearing but usually irritating facial tics,… » 2/12/12 6:30pm 2/12/12 6:30pm