Très Chic Mary-Kate Olsen Married a French Banker and Passed Out Cigarettes at the Reception 

Former child star and urban witch, Mary-Kate Olsen married Olivier Sarkozy (the half-brother of Nicolas Sarkozy), a French banker nearly twenty years her senior. This sentence was already perfect, nothing less than a greying French banker for either of the Olsen twins, but it gets better. According to reports, the… »Sunday 10:30am11/29/15 10:30am

How Dare You Break The Heart of Stamos, Olsens Twins

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen recently confirmed their non-involvement with Full House reboot, Fuller House, and Uncle Jesse is upset at the news. John Stamos first tweeted, “#heartbroken,” but then took a civil approach: “I understand they’re in a different place and I wish them the best. I promise you will not be… »5/23/15 7:00pm5/23/15 7:00pm

Mary-Kate and Ashley Open Flagship Store for Their Fashion Label

Good news for all you very expensive fashion-loafers enthusiasts: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have just opened up a flagship store for their luxury label, The Row. It is located on Melrose Place in Los Angeles, and it used to be a salon in which they got their hair cut back when they were girl detectives. Most notably,… »5/15/14 5:30pm5/15/14 5:30pm

Mary-Kate and Ashley Cast 65-Year-Old Model for Pre-Fall Lookbook

Of the three models who appear in the pre-fall 2014 lookbook for The Row, the youngest is 39. Not only are the Olsens' casting choices incredibly progressive for an industry that practically deifies youth, but it also brilliantly demonstrates just how timeless the 27-year-old twins' style really is. »1/09/14 12:30pm1/09/14 12:30pm

Nigella Lawson Walks Out On Alleged Domestic Abuser Charles Saatchi

The appearance of moving men taking boxes out of the home where Charles Saatchi and Nigella Lawson share with their kids — about two weeks after photos of Saatchi choking Lawson in a restaurant were printed in the Evening Standard — may signify that the TV chef's ten-year marriage to 70-year-old Saatchi has come to… »6/28/13 9:00am6/28/13 9:00am

Jennifer Lawrence Is a Chihuahua on the Red Carpet, Says Jennifer Lawrence

According to a cover interview she just did with the U.K. magazine Fabulous, Jennifer Lawrence apparently isn't as into her myriad Jennifer Lawrence-isms as we are. Her family's keeping her feet on the ground ("My family is not the kind of family that would ever let me turn into an asshole or anything like that, so… »3/29/13 9:00am3/29/13 9:00am

Ryan Seacrest Is 'Scared' of Julianne Hough Because of Her Epic Hulk Strength

I just totally like these people. I don't know why. I think maybe it's because of Joel McHale making fun of Ryan Seacrest on The Soup all the time, and Julianne Hough being forced to partner with Adam Carolla on DWTS? Like, he must be kind of a good sport, and she must be the most patient apple pie on earth. Am I… »1/31/13 8:00pm1/31/13 8:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Mary-Kate's Engaged to That French Dude Twice Her Age

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we snort lines of gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, everyone's been really busy. Brandi Glanville has a lot to say about her new surgically-enhanced vagina; Kanye West is Jon Snow; Nicki Minaj's boyfriend got a blow job in a closet from a porn… »1/30/13 2:50pm1/30/13 2:50pm

Kim Kardashian Will Bring Peace Milkshakes to Middle East

After being roundly chastised for having—I mean, I guess, kind of—an opinion of sorts on the Israel-Palestine conflict and Tweeting about it, Kim Kardashian is going to make it up to the people of the Middle East by visiting Kuwait and Bahrain, and she's "determined" to learn about the conflict. She is also planning… »11/20/12 9:00am11/20/12 9:00am