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    11/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants People To Stop Caring About His Twitter Account
    I still liked the Shatner, but a lawyer supposedly saying these were the Tweets of a fake Johnston (snickers like a 12-year-old) confuses me. You would think they could have gotten that cleared up by now if they knew it was out there...eh, still a douche.
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants People To Stop Caring About His Twitter Account
    Oh, Levi. You just lost the game. I think we need a law like Godwin's law that ends any discussion wherein a person says "My (relationship) is (minority)." Suggestions for names? Or is there already such a thing?

    Glenn must still be in an appendectomy haze, because that makes no sense. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants People To Stop Caring About His Twitter Account
    Does anyone know what the hell Kate Major is saying? Didn't she used to work for a magazine or something? You'd think she would be able to speak like an adult. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants People To Stop Caring About His Twitter Account
    I hate to do this, but who is Kate Major? #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @yvanehtnioj: She used to work at some celebrity tabloid magazine and ubruptly quit her job one day because she was supposedly dating Jon Gosselin and dating him/working there would be a conflict of interest. However, right after she announced why she was quitting he said she was a liar, so there's been some back and forth about whether they were actually together and he cheated on Hailey. I can't pass college algebra, yet I know all that by heart. I hate myself.
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment Edited by Taren at 11/05/09 8:16 PM Taren was starred Taren was unstarred
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    11/05/09

    @yvanehtnioj: A quick trip around google says Gosselin's girlfriend before Hailey.

    I need to go bleach my brain now. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @Taren: Thanks! With the "8" in the name, I always thought it was actually Kate Gosselin. But then this Tweet Beat made me question that assumption, and then I realized I had made that up to begin with. You learn something new every day!

    p.s. x is equal to negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus 4ac all over 2a. Good luck! #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @HannahBethD: I should've googled, but the name seemed made-up to me, like it was just a Twitter handle for a person with a real-person name. Oops. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @yvanehtnioj: It does seem like a pornstar name to me. No worries. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Wants People To Stop Caring About His Twitter Account
    Coco,

    I didn't recognise you without the camel toe, please bring it back, I sorely miss it.

    Love,

    Ailatan #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @Ailatan: If she could somehow fit her cameltoe next to her face for that shot I would praise her and all that she stands for. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09


    @TransFat: Sigh... well, I guess we'll always have this #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @Ailatan: Maaaaammaries! #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @TransFat: you can click on the image so you get the camel in all its Camelidae splendour. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @Ailatan: Sweet beauty, no other camel toe can compare. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @TransFat: Like the corners of my miiiiiiind. Misty water colored--- #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @Ailatan: You don't have to threaten me with a good time ;) #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09


    @Ailatan: This may sound weird but one of my hobbies is sharing CoCo pics. Now feast your eyes on this cameltoe! #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: spectacular! #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @Ailatan: Holy camel toe Batman! I have to wonder, is it the poor clothing choices, or are her lady bits kind of... large? #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @sarasasa: I blame the butt implants. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @sarasasa: I think she should go up a size... and she's kind of famous for that so I don't think she'll ever wear her size. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: My vagina cries for Coco's vagina. #levijohnstontwitter
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    11/05/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Damn, Coco! Is your crotch hungry, girl, 'cause it's eating your pants!

    Also, with that phone I really hope her ringtone is the "DUN DUN" noise they play at the beginning of L&O:SVU. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
    That puppy looks like a fluffy vampire bat! Maybe that is the point. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/30/09

    @FizzyGood:

    It looks like a gorilla to me. I couldn't figure out if it was a monkey or a dog until I enlarged the picture. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/30/09

    @Katxyz: I'm not sure I would have worked out it was a dog unless it had said so in the title (which I'm sure it did before, but now all I'm seeing is 'Wang'). #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
    Dear Fred Durst-that was no accident, it was the way to move your ass out of my section so I could leave. FYI, we like to call it roping.

    Cheers-
    the Waitress #levijohnstontwitter
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    Image of Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde Meangirl.is.for.the.Horde
    10/29/09

    @weaselina: Fred Durst himself is a human public fart. If 20,000 more waitresses do this, humanity might be able to call it even. #levijohnstontwitter
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
    "Rumours," eh, Levi? Someone's been listening to Fleetwood Mac!

    Alternately, he is confused by spelling conventions, considering Alaska's proximity to Canada.

    Alternately alternately, he is borderline illiterate.
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment Edited by sweet_communist at 10/29/09 8:05 PM sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
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    10/29/09

    @sweet_communist: me, levi, rumours playing in the background ... hot. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09


    @kate!: Don't forget the swishy cape and dangle-balls! #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
    It is not CONFIRM(ed). The fact that he forgot the -ed somehow makes me want him all the more... my poor illiterate Levi. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    @T_Bee: It made me think of a lolcat.
    -I CAN HAS FULL FRONTAL?
    -ITS NOT CONFIRM #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    @MechaMech: HOW IS BABBY FORMED? ITS NOT CONFIRM. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/30/09


    @T_Bee: #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
    Oook. Who is writing Kardashian's material!? What a bait and switcheroo! Bruce Villanch? Is that you?
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
    Levi you sly fox, creating so much hype about your wang. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: with a name like Johnson, and promoting himself this hardcore, I hope that for his sake he is impressive. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    @thePrototype: I'm sorry to say I'll probably hunt down pics on the interwebs so I can see it. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Me too, if only to see if that is why he's so cocky. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09


    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: Were we so ballsy with our shameless speculation when Geraldo had his Playgirl cover? #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/30/09

    @MrsAbraxas: Probing eh? Hmmmm

    But what do women REALLY do in bed?!?!? I MUST KNOW!!!
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    10/30/09

    @MrsAbraxas: My eyes! #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
    Heidi, Glee is THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR SHOW IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY, namely in that the general public enjoys it.

    Also, Fred Durst, way to embarrass that poor waitress EVEN MORE. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
    wtf fred durst. have you no sense of humor? you honor the waitress by riding out the stink and make an offering of your own. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    @pantsless economist...access RESTORED: In the old days, we would shit on the plate as her tip. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
    I would never endorse something unhealthy! I use Malboro Lights and Thin Mints! What? "Thin" is IN THE NAME. #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    @mama_t: And if it is "light" then it is low in calories and fat! #levijohnstontwitter
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Levi Johnston Hasn't Confirmed Wang Shots In Playgirl
    1) Kim, I highly doubt the diet you use can be classified as 'healthy'. Ridiculous calorie restriction and unvarying meal supplements aren't particularly good for you.
    2) Kim, come to New Zealand. On Sunday, texting and driving is going to be banned. Oh how I would love to see you learn how dangerous it really can be.
    /rant. #levijohnstontwitter
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