There's a new parody Tumblr, Cosmarxpolitian. Headlines include: "Is constant unceasing class warfare ruining your skin?", "304 ways to subvert the bourgeoisie (and feel sexy!)", and "'Oh, god!' Sex tips so divine, he'll call you the opiate of his masses."
Because what if Marx and Engels had actually been...more than just fellow Dialectical Materialists?
Happy Tax Day, Jezebels! God it is depressing today. We decided to read that lengthy Atlantic piece about Bill Cosby's haterist theories and got depressed about Bill Cosby being depressed about black people. Then we got depressed that the story devoted all of a sentence to allegations Bill Cosby had sexually assaulted…