Miley Cyrus Fans Want To Rip Lorde's Brains Out For Winning at iTunes
Rabid Miley Cyrus fans are lashing out at 16-year-old chanteuse Lorde, who is so uppity that she did not commit hara-kiri immediately after her "Royals" topped Miley as #1 on the iTunes chart. They're slamming her with Dorothy Parker-esque gems like "Your eyes are too far apart" and "kill yourself you crusty old…
Uptight Flamingos Will Only Have Sex to Marvin Gaye Slow Jams
Hey, friend. Let me ask you a question. Are you having trouble getting your flamingos to have sex with each other? Make floppy, grinding bird-love? Well first of all, TBH, I'm a little creeped out by this obsession you have with flamingo sex. But that's just me. You do you, little acorn. But second of all, fret no…
The Sound & Style Of Early Motown
Last night, PBS aired Motown: The Definitive Performances, which was sort of like a glorified infomercial to purchase the Motown box set, but it was also packed with a number of rarely seen early performances from the label's artists.
