<![CDATA[Jezebel: martinis]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: martinis]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/martinis http://jezebel.com/tag/martinis <![CDATA[Stick A Fork Toothpick In It]]> Ladies, it's National Dry Martini Day. Odes to alcohol, olives - and other intoxicant accessories - in the comments. See you Monday. [The Nibble]

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5297344&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Gin Blossoms On Gossip Girl]]> When I saw leggy Serena van der Woodsen swilling martini after martini in the Gossip Girl pilot, I knew that my love for the teen drama would be a deep and nuanced love. As the series has progressed, the martini use has doubled — nay, tripled — per episode. So I decided to count the number of martinis downed by the collective cast in last night's episode, which centered around Blair's famed slumber party of the century.



Martini Count:
Jenny: 2
Token black friend: 2
Token Asian friend: 2
Nameless blond #1: 2
Nameless blond #2: 2
Blair: 2
Total: 10
Why would anyone think this show is inappropriate for kids? It's teaching them to aspire to top shelf early!

]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=312534&view=rss&microfeed=true