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    Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide

    Martin Short & Steve Martin: The Sea Amigos

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    Image of BicSharpie BicSharpie
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    I'm surprised that they aren't hanging out in St. Martin.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    01/15/09

    @BicSharpie: Bravo!


    I was just going to say that...


    St. Bart's is just a short hop from St. Martin / St. Maarten.


    The French laugh at you if you ask them for peanut butter.

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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    This reminds me of how my sister is in Peru (where it is, obviously, summer) and I hate her because she only left last Saturday but has managed to miss THREE snowstorms (so far) in 5 days, and will totally avoid this sub-zero crap. Lucky!
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    Image of nellicat nellicat
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    Current temp here: -12.
    Current wind chill: -26.
    Forecasted wind chill for tonight: -47.


    I'm bitter. Very, very bitter.

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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    How are they both still so PALE!?!? They've been at the beach forever.
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    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    I love how snap judgments like this one just turn the funny off and the envy on.


    I bet BHB would consider trading a hundred besties for one week of St. Barts.

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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    It is 21 below right now. The guys I work with are spitting on the sidewalk and watching it freeze before it hits the ground.
    I never thought I would wish I was the 3rd wheel with these pasty old dudes, but there ya go...!
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/15/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner considers North Face and Sorel high ...: It must be asked: With whom do you work, and in what capacity? Spitting? Sidewalk? (Not that I wouldn't do that. In fact, I actually thought to myself: I should try that! But I'm inside in front of a space heater, so, no).


    And then it must be said: I feel some of your pain (in Chicago, it is also sub-zero) but only some of it (not AS sub-zero) and much as I would like to try to make you feel better, I can only think how happy I am that I'm not where you are. My apologies.

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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    01/15/09

    @ellaesther: These particular guys? Why, they are only the finest state and municipal employees around... hee- they are not bad- just a really into Bill Nye the Science Guy.
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    Image of squirrelcop squirrelcop
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    Harry Shearer is feeling sooo left out: "After all we practiced and you go with Steve?!?!"
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    01/15/09

    @squirrelcop: I have the biggest, weirdest crush on Harry Shearer, ever since Spinal Tap.
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/15/09

    @squirrelcop: Hey you I know you I know you.


    Best SNL skit EVER!

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    01/15/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen):

    "I'm not a strong swimmer..."

    "He can't swim."
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    Image of Eeva Eeva
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    Surfing the Caribbean tide? He'd better haul ass to the ladies'...no, wait, that's the crimson tide. Carry on, Steve.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/15/09

    @Eeva: Small minds alike and thinking and such.
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    01/15/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: Jinx! Buy me some coke.
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    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    The only tide I surf is the crimson one. Fail.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    Someone needs to fish them out! They've got to be /exhausted/...
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    Oh my God. Oh my GOD! I want to be there, with them, so, soo, sooooooo badly right now. They would be so much fun! And (as has already been said): Just look at that water!


    Oh Chicago, why must you be such a bitch?

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/15/09

    @ellaesther: New York is similarly nasty today. Sigh,
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    01/15/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): I will trade both of you- San Diego is beautiful and sunny and 75 degrees today, after hitting almost 80 yesterday. And I hate it. I realize that something is wrong with me, but yeah, you can have my apartment, The Holiday-style, if you want it.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/15/09

    @jigglyball: Holy Moses, girl, if I didn't have two children in school who actually kind of require my presence on occasion, I would be PM-ing you for your phone number right now. And sarah! She could come with her belleh, before the airlines tell her she can't fly! And we would have a blast together!


    Ok, now you've made me sadder. I throw a shoe at your weather!


    And I'm quietly making a donation to the chocolate cake fund in your name, because it sounds like maybe you could use a little chocolatey goodness.

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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    I wanna go on that vacation. At least for a little while, because I get the feeling I'd probably feel like they were trying to outfunny each other the whole time and one day I would snap and go apeshit. Like this is going to happen, or something.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/15/09

    @Samanthrax: I know, I love how I have all these internal conversations about how I would really need to clear up this little issue with Famous Person X or Delightful Situation Y before I could become a part of the goings on -- when, in fact, nothing of the sort is ever, ever going to happen.


    Again with the maturity. It's not all its fucking cracked up to be, I'll tell you what.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    It is 10 degrees and snowing here. I never thought I could hate Steve Martin, but seeing him frolic in the warm surf has done the trick.
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    Image of Wit is periodically disensouled Wit is periodically disensouled
    01/15/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): This was precisely the same thought I had.


    At least the hatred warm-feeling.

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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    01/15/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): you've got 10 degrees?!?!?!? it's -36 here!!!
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    Image of formergr formergr
    01/15/09

    @AuntieEm - check out cafepress.com/121608: Everyone in DC is freaking out because of "extremely frigid" temperatures. It was a high of 28 today, will be 20 tomorrow, and 33 on Saturday. I moved here last year from Chicago, and am still wearing my "spring" lighter wool coat, and only dug my hat out this morning from storage.


    @Jack_Burton[formerly-2pint]: Yes, but they have pain au chocolat and yummy baguettes!

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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    01/15/09

    In reply to Steve Martin, Martin Short: Still Surfing The Caribbean Tide
    Wow, they've been in that ocean for a really long time, they probs all pruney and stuff.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    01/15/09

    @R_Claw(a/k/a Mrs. Edward Cullen): COTD!
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    Image of LitChic LitChic
    01/06/09

    In reply to Martin Short & Steve Martin: The Sea Amigos
    Martin looks like he is becoming character Jiminey Glick.
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    Image of katekate is squared katekate is squared
    01/06/09

    @LitChic: Epic fail.
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    Image of LitChic LitChic
    01/07/09

    @katekate is squared: yeah...
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    01/07/09

    @LitChic: I meant your fat joke.
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