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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07:56 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    Justin Bieber, I and my friends don't understand why the mall won't let you in. Perhaps it's a hair product safety precaution drill?
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    Image of ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥ ♥AntiSocialSocialite♥
    07:53 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    Oh, Macy! I understand. As someone who's currently losing weight, growing tits was one gift of fatness I was heartily prepared to accept. BUT ALAS, reversal of fortune is imminent.
    :/
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07:58 PM

    @♥AntiSocialSocialite♥: Even more sad, is the sag that is left behind in the big boob's wake.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    07:39 PM

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Cynthia McFadden, you mean, mean girl! (And I'm kind of proud of Rachel Ray for not rising to the bait here, too! ha)
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    Image of RenoDakota RenoDakota
    07:59 PM

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: I have never liked Rachel Ray's persona on her show 30 Minute Meals. (See my comments on Jezebel's first post that mentioned this Martha / RR exchange as an example.) But I am really impressed with the way she handled that, too. I wish I'd watched that before my earlier comments.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    08:13 PM

    @RenoDakota: We don't get Rachel Ray in NZ (at least, I don't think we do), but I always admire someone who can avoid rising to the bait, as she managed exceptionally well to, here
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07:36 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    For a hot second I thought Mariah lived in North Carolina, and I got excited and thought about what her property gate must look like. We have cool gates here. Then I realized she was talking about her husband. Who the heck calls their partner by their initials? (I realize that now that I've typed this, some Jezebel will respond telling me that they do, in fact, call their partner by their initials, it's the law of internet)
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    07:41 PM

    @GirlFailer: I call my husband by his initials: JTT!!! Hang on, what year is this?
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    07:33 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    How I love you, my husband. You always make me snicker.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    07:37 PM

    @Mrs. Stephen Fry: You're a lucky, lucky girl!
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    07:27 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    FYI I'm making #16 my new wallpaper at work for so many, many reasons.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    07:38 PM

    @TransFat: It defies all logic and explanation but I love it!
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    07:27 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    I lurve Favreau.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    07:26 PM

    In reply to Eli Roth Attempts Glitter Vampire Look
    What do you do Chris Brown? Open your mouth.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07:30 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana:And take a DEEP BREATH. If you are Chris Brown, that is.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    06:31 PM

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    oh. my. i've had all my electronics (and other stuff) plus my dog stolen from an "ex". ugh. bad trigger video.

    runs away
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    06:22 PM

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Listen Insider, I'm more surprised when Spencer Pratt: 1. Spells things correctly, and 2. Says decent, sensible things. Let me know when those things happen, OK?

    On second thought, just don't.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    06:17 PM

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I had to click on the underwear clip, out of terror that it was another Palin clip.
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    06:17 PM

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Now Martha, THAT is some criticism of Palin I can get behind. "I wouldn't watch if you paid me"
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    06:06 PM

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    In the Martha Stewart clip they showed a bookstore shelf and "Going Rogue" was next to a George Carlin book. I am sputtering 7 dirty words in protest.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    06:11 PM

    @Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux: It's fitting. I can think of a few of the 7 dirty words that describe Palin quite well.
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    06:05 PM

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    Oh my god Martha. Just when I thought I couldn't love you anymore you go ahead and call Sarah Palin out. You + Me + Eternity.

    Oh, and Ms. Nightline lady. Just stop. Move on. No controversy to see here, folks.

    Sincerely,

    JessickerFletcher
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    05:42 PM

    In reply to 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week
    I actually saw #6 when it was on the other night, and I think "But I'm still gonna keep you number one on my MySpace" has to be one of the all-time most hilarious lines to include in a break-up.
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