5 Insane Things From Martha Stewart Weddings Magazine, Fall 2015

Is it the hardening of one’s heart that makes one less and less impervious to envy with each passing issue of Martha Stewart Weddings as one’s wedding clock ticks and ticks on? My wedding clock admonishes, “Nine months left, young lady!” and with that I book and book, plan and plan, dig and dig myself further into the…
5 Insane Things From Martha Stewart Weddings Magazine, Summer 2015
Not gonna lie: I’ve been sort of nailing it these past couple weeks in the wedding planning department. I’ve narrowed down my dress to just two gorgeous contenders, we’re about to sign a contract with a wonderful caterer, and we’ve decided we’re going to design our own paper suite. For the first time as a bride-to-be,…
President Obama and Martha Stewart Disagree About Peas
In today’s Tweet Beat, President Obama respectfully shits on the New York Times’ pea-brained guacamole recipe; Martha Stewart, meanwhile, is literally buried in peas; and Solange wishes Missy Elliott happy birthday.
Let's Take a Tour of Martha Stewart's Farm
Martha Stewart, the woman with a better everything than you, went on a drive around her farm yesterday and took a few dozen pictures documenting its perfection. Today she uploaded them to her blog, complete with detailed descriptions for each. Based on her post, I’ve created a brief guide for her Bedford, NY property.
5 Insane Things From Martha Stewart Weddings Magazine, Spring 2015
If the wedding planning galaxy is a weirdo cosmic circus into which no woman is adequately prepared to be flung until it’s far too late, Martha Stewart Weddings magazine is that galaxy’s big fat Jupiter: Dazzling and marbled with soft, undulating peachy-pink colors on the outside; turbulent, full of hot air, and…
Who 'Grammed It Best - Martha Stewart or Taylor Swift?
Though their subjects are more famous (not all of us can have Lorde in our squad), celebrity Instagrams are, for better or worse, just like ours. Their posts range from performative to earnest, from screengrabs of texts to perfectly curated spreads of food. Even Beyoncé, whose Instagram account is filled with…
Sparkling Frocks, Formal Pants & Selfies Galore at the Time 100 Gala
Time celebrated the 100 most important people who would be advantageous to put on its cover last night, as well as many others. They called it a Gala as they do every year, but for the most part attendees dressed in fancy-casual gowns—not a lot of glimmer and glitz—which was fine. Also, Kanye performed a 20-minute…
Martha Stewart Creates New Catchphrase For Multitaskers: 'I Woman It'
Last year, golden goddess Martha Stewart outlined her very extensive, very expensive beauty routine for the New York Times. But now she's done the same thing for Into the Gloss, and in the process is popularizing a stunning new thing you can say whenever you're living your bad ass life like the goddamn woman you are.
Martha Stewart Is Still Talking About Her Shitty Food Photos
During a ~Social Media Week~ panel last week, Martha Stewart was asked "what are your personal tech etiquette tips for staying classy online?" Though the bizarreness of the question stumped her at first, she quickly drummed up an answer: don't post ugly ass photos of your food like she did!
