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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    is it bad that I considered getting twitter just to answer Martha's sheet question? and just generally participate in bed sheet related discussion? If I'd known that was what Twitter was all about, I would have joined years ago! #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    Oh, Kim. Why is it that I imagine she has a CD burned with nothing but track after track of "Tardy to the Party" which she listens to on loop in her car?

    Oh, Kirstie. How can people take a psycho shot if psychosis and other psychiatric disorders are but a figment of toxic psychiatry's imagination? #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    @vulcanized: Zing! #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    I kind of like Katy Perry. YEAH I SAID IT.

    And Martha, if I could get the bf to do a little more housework and an extra set or two, sheets would be changed once a week. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: I love Katy Perry. I only have one set and I change them every week (but I want to buy another set now. Right now) I love making beds. Hospital corners!

    Update: totally just bought these sheets [www.overstock.com] They match nothing in my current bedding but they're a great excuse to bust out some of my more childish fare.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/02/09

    @Snowbunny: Cute! My bf would certainly have a heart attack if I bought those in earnest. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Ha! That's a benefit of being single, working non-stop and living alone. I can buy shit like that and not feel bad (I got some leopard print pillow cases, too). If the only thing I do at my house is sleep, I deserve some nice sleep accessories. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    I guess Kirstie read Jezebel today. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    Ok, so I was almost run over by someone texting while driving the other day. It was quite scary. And enraging, because seriously, people? Texting while driving is NOT OK. Get off the damn phone before you kill someone or yourself! #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    I'm very very very confused by Jessica Simpson's Sally Field tweet. Does she understand something that is beyond my capacity?! Please help so this is does not go on. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    I like the passive aggressive drama Martha seems to have started with her sheet counting demands. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    @EndangeredRed: It takes some true Twitter trolls to try and shame The Queen of Home Decor for asking about sheets. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    @EndangeredRed: Lol. But I take it on her word that she didn't mean to start drama. Its a very personal question! #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    @Ultraprison!: I would either answer dutifully or stay silent. She is intense! #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    Holy fuck, Kim, get off Twitter when you're driving #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    I started to write the attack that Kirstie wants, but then it just made me sad. Arguing with cult members increase their feelings of persecution and reinforces their bonds with the cult, so it is ultimately futile. Kirstie, I hope you and the other members are eventually able to break free and think for yourselves. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    Trust me Martha, you do not want to know the answer to that question... #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    @BetteD: I'm somewhat troubled by the fact that I can't answer Martha's question because I don't actually remember the last time. Yeah, my parents are pretty ashamed. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    I thought that Scientologists opposed psychology?! How can Kirstie believe psychopaths exist? Maybe they just need exercise and vitamins?
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    Image of georgina georgina
    11/02/09

    @GirlFailer: Don't be glib. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    Um, yes, it is only those 'Freaks in the Basement' who find Scientology creepy. Xenu only likes upstanding, normal people. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    Scientology has forever tainted Look Who's Talking for me. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    @sleepeatread: Look Who's Talking has forever tainted Look Who's Talking for me. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    @Cunning_Linguist: Touche!:) #dollypartonchiropractor
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/02/09

    In reply to Dolly Parton Goes To The Chiropractor Because Of Her Breasts
    I guess the good news is it sounds like Jessica Simpson has given up on having an acting career. #dollypartonchiropractor
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    11/02/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Glass half full! #dollypartonchiropractor
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/27/09

    In reply to Martha Stewart Thinks Joan Holloway Looks Old
    Well, I think one of the things about Mad Men is that almost everybody "looks" older, because this is before the "culture of youth" & don't trust anyone over 30. People dress more formally and the dialogue is more stylized, less "jocular".

    Also, Christina Hendricks has got to be one of the most beautiful women ever.
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