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Hef's Boys Like Boobs
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Wed Dec 16
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Am I the only one who read it?
Seriously... WTF?
I mean, one could easily assume "artwork" means he likes "cartoon nude women," or "Photoshopped nude women," or "the Femlins," but is it possible that he might appreciate the editorial illustrations, by some of the best artists in the world?
Sorry to rant, but, I'm beginning to wonder if anyone here has ever even thumbed through an issue of Playboy. There is (or rather, was) a lot more to it than just boobs.
(No. I don't work for them, and no, I'm not a subscriber. And yes, I have purchased and read womens' magazines from Cosmo to Ms. to W, too).
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And has anyone else noticed how much Hef looks like Bill Maher?
12/16/08
Thank you for educating me.
All this time I thought Bill Maher WAS his son.
Thank You HeatherNumber1...and of course...Wikipedia.
I feel like such a fool. I though Hef had a super awesome, funny, smart son who just happened to change his last name so he wouldn't be riding on his fathers coattails.
Again, I'm dumb.
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Yea, they might act like douche's but do we really need to call them ugly, etc? Come on, grow up.
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They're 17 and 18?!?!
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I understood, but seriously, when do they get out of that age? Cuz my bf is 43, and he pretty much acts the same way. He's good in public, though, so there's that. But he doesn't have bitchen velvet pj's and a matching smoking jacket. Bless their hearts.
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I agree, though, those who like the boobs like them a-plenty. The boyfriend gets distracted in the middle of a sentence from time to time and I'm like "OH COME ON."
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Hef: "Your mother had the nicest rack of all the Playboy models that year. They were so beautiful and perfect."
Boys: "Then why aren't you with her anymore?"
Hef: "It's because of the law of gravity, boys. Always remember, things just aren't as perky when you're 30."
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Noel Coward in his wildest dreams couldn't think this stuff up.
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This may be why they don't spend time looking at the centerfolds... ;)
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I don't know why, but this is creepy...
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Apparently he and Holly went through the motions (scientifically or otherwise) so that she could get pregnant, but the process failed about six months ago. It's supposedly why she left him. She wanted kids by the time she was 30, and it didn't happen.
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Astonishing Story Never Before Revealed!
Tomorrow: Eating - Everyone's Doing it.
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